These parts in particular show Fowler up as an immature bellend:
I told him my family was in the stand. “Bollocks to your family,” he said. In his autobiography, Robbie wrote that I ran up to him and shouted “but I’m married” and he replied “so was Elton John, mate”. It is a nice line and makes him look funny, which is the most important thing to him, but he used dramatic licence. He did not say that.
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Even then, Robbie could not resist it. When I mentioned the gay clubs, he muttered: “You’d know where they are.”
Christ, imagine having to deal with that shite from your colleagues every day because you read the fucking Guardian.