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This cunt hired yet?

I was waiting until the summer to gauge Ashley's true intentions for the piece of metal. In that respect they've acted quicker than I expected. Well done NUFC. You're learning.

Shows you can't win as a Newcastle winger, you're either too lazy or too workmanlike in his case. I didn't think he was that great for us but like you say he was young and it was disappointing he left straight after arguably his best ever performance for us versus Coventry. That Keegan side was really starting to hit its stride.

So happy. Football is back!

Turned out being a proper little hardnut tbh, gave as good as she got. Think she's broken me nose.

Have just chinned a bairn just in case, regret it slightly now.

"eez dana gud job dair, ain't ee?" The start of many similar arguments down here.

Doesn't make any fucking sense.

You'll do the usual Ronaldo cycle, i.e. I'm not impressed but it's not as bad as you plebs are making out - it's actually great having a proper manager, unlike the last one that you all loved - he's a god amongst men and far more handsome than I ever realised actually, can't believe you lot thought the last guy would be better - OK it's gone a bit shit but he's not half as shit as your hero Coloccini - Right, I'm turning up outside his house to have a word unlike you cowards.

Too forrin.

Probably only gets free calls to Ryan Taylor's network.

Par for the course for this club or all clubs. Think its a scummy way to let go pros at a club one of which has been with us since 2008 the other 2009. This club. I think most clubs would have sat down with them, explained their decision and thanked them for their efforts.

Misleading name.

I'd have been surprised if they did it any other way tbh. Par for the course.

Same, allez les noirs et blancs. Still think they'll end up appointing Stevey Mac mind. Sorry, I just mean the appointment rather than it being Vieira. Reckons we're interviewing the candidates this week.

Read Caulkin's piece about this in The Times and he reckons we're aiming to sort it all out by the end of this week.

Ethi?

Seems to be an intelligent football mind without the massive ego of other great players such as Gullit, Souness etc. I'd be keen to take the gamble but also think there's fucking no chance.

Exactly.

Would be absolutely amazed if Vieira ends up being out manager. Unfortunately I don't believe any remotely positive story concerning Newcastle, there's generally an ulterior motive for everything and I'm not daft enough to think Ashley will start taking us seriously now

Ashley's probably deleted them and gleefully emptied the recycling bin. Vindictive cunt.

Ryder on Papiss Cisse- Pardew has fielded him as a right winger at times in a position he'd never played in his life during his career. Ryder on Shearer - However, for me Shearer the player has yet to be matched since he hung up his boots and the number 9 shirt he once donned in true Geordie style could go on for another 10 years yet before somebody to even get near his achievements wears it. That sentence man THIS BLOKE IS A JOURNALIST WTF, are they not made up?

Barton, player manager.

Europe should get one out of every two IMO. Not even taking the piss.