Interpolic

Earth Song.

It's caused pandemonium like. Forum crashed for me earlier.

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We will never win anything, ever.

Ronaldo beats him to an inch of his life then wakes up. Poor form, Yorkie. What was your Pardew dream again? I remember cracking the f*** up. I had a dream/nightmare last night that I was managing a kids' football team and Alan Pardew was managing the opposition. We just had markers for goalposts and their goalkeeper kept on moving the markers so their goal was smaller and therefore it'd be more difficult to score, I confronted Pardew and he said "I don't care mate, the press aren't going to report this, it's a bladdy kids' game" and I went "Well that's just you all over, isn't it, you c***". He just smiled. He was a right prick like, was fuming. Sad bastard. Harsh man, I can't help my dreams Mick you fackin owld cant.

Ronaldo beats him to an inch of his life then wakes up. Poor form, Yorkie. What was your Pardew dream again? I remember cracking the fuck up. I had a dream/nightmare last night that I was managing a kids' football team and Alan Pardew was managing the opposition. We just had markers for goalposts and their goalkeeper kept on moving the markers so their goal was smaller and therefore it'd be more difficult to score, I confronted Pardew and he said "I don't care mate, the press aren't going to report this, it's a bladdy kids' game" and I went "Well that's just you all over, isn't it, you cunt". He just smiled. He was a right prick like, was fuming.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/pardew-cup-is-our-target-this-season-2343203.html August 2011, positivity fans. It's the same fucking shit again. He's trying to keep the gravy train moving another few years, let's force him out instead.

It's my harrrrrrrr face.

Ronaldo beats him to an inch of his life then wakes up. Poor form, Yorkie.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00790/mcclaren_790724c.jpg Has the same fart-face as me. Harrrrrrrr

http://eplwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Steve+McClaren+Southampton+v+Nottingham+Forest+Z7YnyNSxbGnl.jpg http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/210540/600full-steve-mcclaren.jpg http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00790/mcclaren_790724c.jpg Exactly. Harrowing. Whatever he does he can't crack a smile that doesn't make him look like a very simple flid. Surprised the poor fucker hasn't given up yet.

As often is the case it's an unorthodox decision. Most of the time Ashley thinks he's the cleverest man in football it turns to shit. I can't force myself to see any positives at this point, it would take years of sustained progress to even begin to turn me around.

Yep, got a big pile of money sat there waiting to be spent after we sell some of our best players.

Aye it's big of them. "We've listened to your feedback". Fuck off.

Same, I'm sick of wasting my weekends watching absolute dross.

I disagree, I think it means very little. Edit: oh, you covered that.

MehClaren will get so fed up he'll sack himself. Then rehire himself. Then sack himself. Endless compo.

Even if he's the second worst person in the world he's going to be ten times less despicable than the last permanent manager. Such progress.

Also I'm not seeing this smile thing. Looks like he can't physically crack a convincing smile to me. Poor bloke.

Man Utd under Alex Ferguson comes to mind.. wot

Steve MehClaren it is then. Think he'll do OK, no more no less.

I've never swayed on this like, it's better that Carver and Stone are gone but who gives a fuck. A thoroughly underwhelming appointment that will achieve the fat wanker's aims and nowt else. If the football's a touch better then great, because I've wondered for a while why I watch it every week now. Still thoroughly disinterested compared to previously and that interest will only decrease while we voluntarily tread water, and this decision's very much part of that.