Interpolic

Fuckin Chelsea

IT'S MATCHDAY (unironically)

I think Chelsea are on the decline under Tuchel. There were many signs of it last season, Tuchel is far too negative and can't get decent numbers out of any of his attackers. Don't think their transfer business this summer will do much to address their issues. Bookmark this for when they seal the quadruple next season.

Because half of every football thread atm is him repeating the same points in a self important way over and over again. I don't see anyone else doing that and it's doing my head in. And point taken on ignore, but just because there is an ignore function doesn't mean people can expect to just post constant repetitive shite for others to read without any criticism for it.

Will you please stop saying this over and over and over again, it is fucking psychotic. We get it man, we know where you stand on Cornet vs Almiron / Fraser. Christ.

The spiky responses this guy has been getting have been annoying. He seems knowledgeable and reasonable, would rather read his posts than ones from our own fans bragging about our new found wealth etc.

Tbh I agree with all of that. Apart from the Wilson bit but that sounds like a stream of consciousness thing rather than him genuinely wishing our only decent striker gets injured I'd love Maddison at NUFC but I'd be shocked if it happens. Yes the owners seem competent now blah blah blah, but they seem to have balked at fees abroad then bid well below asking price in the famously expensive PL market for a well established player who is of a famously expensive nationality. The only way it makes sense is if it gets done, or if we're not throwing too much at it in terms of resources that could be focusing on other players. Otherwise it was an odd one when it surfaced and still seems an odd one now.

apologies, dawg

I can't remember but I do fall asleep at least once a day so it was probably me, aye.

Definitely elevated by Deputy Dawg UK being a seemingly jovial (borderline ridiculous) username.

Why are so many people so keen on Werner given how badly he's failed in England so far? He's been here 2 seasons now. Not a loaded question, genuinely interested in the answer.

Tbh I find the Maddison link a bit concerning, unless we've heard some credible patter he's attainable for £50m or so. Otherwise it is another bid for a well established / hugely hyped player at well below their asking price. We need to be aiming for players like Maddison / Bowen before they have excelled in the PL for a number of seasons. No idea who those players are, but that's who the scouts should be identifying. The only clubs that generally make these type of signings - well established PL players who are already among the best players at their clubs, generally for inflated fees - are Man Utd, Man City etc. So unless we're somehow going to get him for below asking price or are willing to pay the going rate, it sounds like a waste of time when we should be focusing elsewhere. That all said, I do love Maddison as a player and always have done. He'd be a fantastic signing and one of those where you don't worry too much where he fits in.

The bit at the end where he rates his managerial jobs is quite funny. Just relentless (presumably unprompted) moaning Otherwise the article is pathetic, from both parties, as you'd expect.

We won't sign Barnes but for those that haven't heard or noticed him much he's been heavily linked with Liverpool for a couple of years. Klopp loves him apparently, and has said so publicly. Always assumed he'd end up there.

I'm hoping we're looking at players on their way up and it is going under the media radar. The likes of Bowen and Maddison came from the Championship for <£25m, we'll not get regular PL starters in that price bracket.

They've got this bloke as well, keeping an eye on him for FPL reasons as he's cheap: https://fplendeavour.digitalpress.blog/the-brighton-striker-who-scored-25-goals-and-got-10-assists-last-season/

Was just a playful jibe mate My interest in football is pretty surface-level these days - if it's not NUFC or Fantasy Football related then I'm not the obsessive I once was. Ashley wore me down. Fwiw I also liked the look of McNeill a year or two back but there is no excuse for his recent stats. We already have enough 'attackers' who chip in with almost zero goals / assists.

Congratulations on the new role as Dwight McNeil's agent, @KaKa

This season has got Bobby Robson 2nd season vibes. Spoiler - next season will be a bit of a dull slog but we'll qualify for the CL in 23/24.

If we're getting Harrison then consider me whelmed, but honestly our set of wingers just aren't good enough currently. If we get this lad in, someone who at least appears to have some end product, then we can look at the more sexy signing in that position in January or Summer 2023. Then our set of wingers is looking good, hopefully with Murphy and Almiron respectfully ushered towards the exit by then.

Usually means PL badges etc. I normally go for the one without.

Knew Hugo reminded me of someone, and it turns out it's Ar Di ♥

Fucking Chelsea man, how many attackers do they need. And they'll still be boring as fuck. Hate them.

That's what he said.