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Jesus lads, watch an episode or 2 before going mental at Shearer being the narrator, eh I doubt it'll make a great deal of difference and it's nice to have a club legend doing it. Personally though I'd have gone for Dave off Royle Family / Gogglebox.

Pundits are so fucking basic in their thinking generally though, man. Most of them do what Paul Merson does but he also says it out loud. Where did they finish last year? How much have they spent? How many signings have they made? Have I heard of them? If not are they hyped up by others? Yeah Jeff, oi think dey'll finish 8th. They're lazy as fuck, man.

No wonder Reece James is made of glass.

Me. My brain is fuckin mush these days, man. Worra daft cunt.

Oh ffs I thought it was today!

What time's this available, 8pm is it? I've warned me granda about the swearing but he's gonna watch it anyway

Heard he's the loyalest parent supporter the world has ever had.

Surely they've been asked to wear black and/or white for the premiere? That's all they're all wearing, other than a bit of grey here and there.

Seems a class signing tbh. Really like all 3 so far. Another defender and we're sorted, not sure it's absolutely essential though.

Staveley: Can you email us with your manager recommendations please? Bruce: How?

Christmas Tree Can't remember what it was about him but reading his posts actually made me feel genuinely nauseous. Fairly sure I played a decent role in hounding him out #drossbot5000

SCENES IN MY LIVING ROOM AT 2AM

Well Mike's a jinx.

Bruno's always ran funny but is he alright? I thought he was carrying an injury end of last season but he's still moving around strangely.

Isak and Gordon have swapped.

He's been very good, I think I'm starting to get it a bit when he's not just playing it really dull and simple (as he too often does imo) he can really make things happen with his running. Isak looks half asleep Gordon and Miley have been canny, Almiron at a push as well. Pretty much everyone else pretty bad.

Waheyyy

fine but it clearly hasn't taken off among English speakers so he's being unnecessarily fancy imo.

I like Robbie Earle but why is he saying Jo-elinton while the rest of the world says Joe-linton?

They'll still see it as them heroically sticking with the club through thick and thin. Probably think they've facilitated the current situation. You can't cure thick. For clarity I've no issue with people who continued to go for social reasons or whatever but anyone who was a twat towards those of us who tried to force change once and for all can get to fuck.

It is interesting like, my granda worked down the pit for many years and is the epitome of an old-school, salt of the earth, working class Wallsend bloke. I get the impression he's had a fairly colourful life, spending a lot of time down the pub and generally probably in very sweary places. Yet he hates it My grandma was quite religious like but he never was So we don't really swear in front of him. Whereas some of our extended family is comparatively "posh" compared to us and swear like fuck, so it's not really a class thing unless it's working in reverse Just want to clarify that I personally swear geet loads.

Me granda loves the toon but detests swearing, wonder what he'll make of it He has been going to the match for 70+ years so has probably heard the odd swear word there.

RIP. Before my time as a player but remember him as a pundit in the 90s when I was a kid. Always seemed a nice, easy going and knowledgeable man.