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LOL. It raised a smirk from me like.

Quite clear that Kinnear is there mainly to undermine Pardew then, this is exactly what they did to Keegan when he identied his targets.

The other positive way to look at it is if we fail to sign Remy or Gomis we now don't have to worry about the possibility of Darren Bent 'strutting his stuff' at St James' next season. If this is a joke it's shit, if it's not a joke you're a mad cunt.

But we were the biggest spenders in January, midds. We're 5 minutes from having to sack the tea ladies here, have a bit of perspective.

Bent's not the issue. The club has descended into a pathetic shambles and is being run lock stock and barrel by an alcoholic lunatic with a heart condition with zero experience of the job he's employed to do.

Surely they could design them so they go all the way down and look more like a vest? They look fucking stupid.

but even when he was solid in defence he was still smashing the ball 60 yards up the pitch and out of touch. Used to properly wind me up, that.

Elliot's mint like.

Post match pigshit.

Sherlock is fucking wank LOL

You've already got him sold, can't take it back now. We should sell him if he doesn't play more next season, been saying that for ages. The owner's too tight for the alternatives not to be Jonas/Obertan.

Some first class cursing like, I know who I'm pointing the finger at when he gets injured.

God Almighty. Logging off for 20 minutes. So confused, daft fuckers.

Well thank fuck for that. Be fit for 2/3 of next season Hatem, you've had your warning now.

Fuck's sake.

This guy's taking up about £50k/week of our minimal wage budget. If he doesn't play at least two thirds of next season it's probably worth putting that money to better use, because there isn't a hope in hell we'll buy the players we need to cover his regular absence.

He hardly ever plays. Will be really pissed off if he's injured again. Makes Steven Taylor look a reliable squad member.

Holy fucking shit, if that's true. New levels.

Clark Kent.

Then Clark brings us back up against all odds, starts brilliantly to then be sacked 8 games in and replaced with Curbishley as we needed more experience.

The fact Llambias - previously Ashley's right hand man and one of the most odious characters ever to be associated with the club - felt he had to resign is testament to this. Ashley is the biggest drama queen in the history of English football, constantly backstabbing and playing games with people to prove he's a ruthless owner.

But we'll hopefully get away with it though so it's no bother. Maximising our chances of relative success by getting new players through the door early isn't of much interest to us, especially when we've just spent money on a few players in January. Most clubs naturally want to push on but the squad and league position and cup progression is secondary to insane thriftiness for us as a club. Same as it ever was under Ashley, the sad thing is that I've become used to it.

I was more disappointed the first time Solano left, since the 2nd time was a bit weird and seemed completely driven by him.

Those teeth must be a problem whether he's on the pitch or not.