Interpolic

There's a shock.

Just shows how hilariously low expectations were with Bruce that that's his record and the overwhelming narrative is he's doing a great job. With way more money spent than usual as well. Well that and it proves that pundits and other fans don't watch our games every week and think a glance at the table qualifies them to judge the situation.

He'll doubtless have us going back to basics for about the 15th time since he arrived. As if it ever gets remotely complex.

Said it before but he's a complete loser. Even when he wins he goes on like one.

33% win percentage is Bruce overperforming vs the rest of his career.

Dodgy Kepa

He's lucky it didn't happen post millennium or he'd have been deed without a trace.

What a pathetic little man.

Either way it's incest.

Edit: Soz, it was a joke by the bloke from Pointless:

Exactly. But why does that lead to such levels hatred and hostility? Does Lascelles get the same? He’s talking about his boss. I personally don’t really care. It’s not a disgraceful and insulting thing to the fans etc. I’d rather he didn’t say that, but stuff like that still gets blown out of proportion. If someone is not a fan of the bloke anyway then people will react worse to fairly harmless stuff. It's absolutely not harmless stuff for Bruce to say that about the parasite who has taken the club irrecoverably backwards during the time he has owned it. And his motivation for saying that makes it worse - he's kissing his boss's arse to cement his own position. He doesn't give the first shit about NUFC, never has and pretends like he does now it suits him. He's a prick and a snake who should never have been in our dugout. And he's shit.

Me against sewelly sounds fine.

Was there not much interest in this then?

Milburn?

Beardsley?

Shearer? Owen?

Been struggling to think of a name for an EP but "Pre-Romp Scoff" is ideal.

If you thought last season was front foot football then go to Specsavers. Well maybe you should go also, neesy... because you couldn't see driving the other night... because you don't even wear your glasses on TV in case you get slagged off. So you just stick to Specsavers and TorchyTBB will do the game.

It'll be an unforgivable collapse if we finish 5th given we're 2nd now.

What a dreamboat.

Yeah it's the new Houghton

I definitely noticed how dreamy he was last week.

Yeah they both made it look very difficult.

Like the look of Lewis.