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Krul must play a full game. Simple as that. Played on the first day, should play on the last day.

Goodnight, sweet prince. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01359/nicky-butt_1359245c.jpg

Love their insurance companies don't they.

Johnson tips the ball and it diverts its path. Agbonlahor tripped up because Johnson's feet were parallel to his. Close, but a weak pen to award.

Poor decision.

Definitely need to start playing first team football (including loans) next season. Next season in the reserves will make him want to leave. Maybe a Forster/Vuckic deal to Norwich?

Managing Ivory Coast

Australia to be knocked out in the group stage. Chances are Scott McDonald will be lone striker. Tbf, we do have Cahill though.

Meaning we will wear Puma at QPR? Edit: Not to worry. I should read more carefully.

4-1. Good performance to reward us,

Why the heck would he need to buy a Newcastle shirt? He's not very bright is he? Might be buying a present for a friends kid, last minute?

Saw the banner and heard some of our tunes at the end of the match. Quite surprised tbh. Credit to Plymouth Argyle for congratulating us despite their unfortunate relegation. I wish them a quick promotion back.

Few reserve players against Ipswich and QPR. Perhaps two per game with more on the bench?

Would like to see some youngsters get a run. Absolute crime that Krul hasn't played more this season.

Personally, I've centred on the lack of team spirit as the reason we went down last season; it caused a massive culmination of poor performances by players capable of staying up. If we have the same team spirit we've had this season, we'll have no problem staying up in the next.

Alan Smith to score

Love that you tell us the captain of an under 21 team is young Where does he play? Am not too good with Scandinavian leagues Tromsø in the Tippeligaen

Do you reckon Ruben Yttergård Jenssen would be a good shout? Captain of Norway's U21 team. P.S. He's young. Just how Ashley likes them.

Didn't stop Obama from putting 'black' instead of 'mixed race' on his census form.

Chris Hughton to be most successful black manager of all time.

Routledge and Raylor have abnormally long faces.

I'd like to say that counts but a penalty is pussy-footing around it.

Tevez will. Count on it.

Portsmouth officially relegated

Gutierrez definitely deserved MoM. Has been in killer form lately.