Weezertron

Screw grit like. Just play our way to the top.

FYP

Another wearing a suit! Classy players.

He's fucking silk.

Looking a little slimmer there.

Thank fuck we got that under soil heating at the training ground.

Least our home strip will look alot better next season ahehehe

I dont think I like him. I think you can relate footballers to types of classmates from school. Joey is the kind of cheeky lad who trys to be canny to everyone, but you know he's really a cunt and would set about you if you said something out of tune. So you keep the peace and laugh at his shit jokes. Aye, I never got bullied at school like

We'll be alreet, man.

He's alright like.

Bueller?

What's he done in the game to command such a wage? Don't really know his history.

Spot on, can't believe who desperate some people seem to be to get rid. Really? I can believe it, like. Whenever I talk football with my mates the guarteed talk is 'Aye, Nolan is s**** like'. Same on here, for the past few seasons he's been seen as a thorn in our side of sorts. I don't think we should sell, but the general willingness to let him go isn't a surprise to me.

Moooo!

I'll have Bojan like

I find this really funny!

Probably a good trainer, turns up on time etc.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/727/saylorventura.jpg

Hahahaaaaa, so good. Boats n' hoes.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/2752/etsaylor.jpg

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6586/saylorwilson.jpg

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4527/alientaylor.jpg

WAHEY! Isn't that the slag from that Essex show? Nah, it's Danny Simpson. WAHEY!

Im sure I read that he thinks he'll suit the spanish league. Doesn't want to flop here.

Eh? Why would it be good to target players if Pardew didn't believe we had any chance of signing them? Because it makes us happy.