Jordan

Would be sad to see Tiote go. Seems to really care about the club which is rare with the current lot. We really miss him in games he doesn't play as well due to how negatively we're set up we need someone who can actually win the ball back which can't be said about nearly all our midfielders.

It's the thing that does my head in the most on this forum. Santon's form was patchy and he's not pulled on a Newcastle shirt for five months or so, whilst Dummett has posted some decent, some shocking, some poor, but mostly adequate, just-par displays. And the sum of this is people lauding Haidara as some sort of left-back saviour, despite him showing absolutely nowt in our shirt. I could have put some canny crosses in versus 9 knackared Stoke players for frigs sake. Dummett did okay today, 'senior pros' Gouffran and Sissoko were far worse than him and once again, he's being dug out and called shite whilst everyone nails their colours to the Good Ship Haidara despite very little evidence to suggest he'll make it. when's these decent performances? I can only recall his debut against City away last season and maybe the Liverpool game when he scored. He's been consistently shit for us and was a big part of the awful defence back end of last season. He constantly has a player holding his hand for him which is detrimental to the side as we have two players playing left back.

If I had my way we'd get rid of Dummett, Haidara and Santon but that's not going to happen so I'd rather give Haidara his chance. Dummett's had his and is worse than shit, Santon is patchy as fuck can have some excellent games but can also be god awful. Haidara hasn't had a good chance in the side yet so we can't judge him yet.

Pardew's wet dream of a player. Won't try anything risky just hoofs it aimlessly. He's so shit, makes me so angry

He's not though, its like when Raylor was LB, always has to have another player babysitting him because he's too shit to play his own position.

He's shite, constantly had Colo or Anita covering him because he was constantly out of position. Always gets caught out when he does go forward because he has absolutely no pace to get back, that also effects him defensively because he can't keep up with any winger. He has two options everytime he has the ball; pass back to keeper or hoof it up the line. He's fucking shite and I genuinely hate him. Haidara is a better LB and should have been starting but this once again just highlights how inept Pardew is. Never stays on his feet when he should and always goes for the slide which just makes him look like an absolute mug like Nasri proved today. He's a liability in the side and I'd love to see him shipped to League Two where the useless cunt belongs.

Fucking hate having to watch this abortion of a player pollute our shirt. Absolute dogshit.

Not sold on him but he reminded me of early Debuchy

JUST LEAVE YOU FUCKING CUNT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH TORTURE

The performance of Perez when he came on. Done more than Riviere did all game after about thirty seconds.

City didn't leave second gear and we couldn't get a shot on target. I wouldn't count this as a promising performance. Dummett is worse than shit, shouldn't be anywhere near the first team. How he started ahead of Haidara stuns me, then I remember who our manager is. Colback MOTM

Screaming out for him today and who comes on? Gabriel fucking Obertan.

Loved when he had a go at Dumbshit for not passing to him when he was in acres of space

Shit today and has been for the last two years. We've already signed his replacement so get MYM in the team Pardew you odious little cunt.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-alan-pardew-interested-crystal-2657026 if there was any truth in this 8 months ago I hope to god after SJP turned on him last season he'd consider it more seriously. Watch Palace go and get a better manager than us and we get stuck with this prick for even longer. Would carry him back to London.

x1000000000000000000000000000000 Will always love Palace if they take this vermin cunt off our hands

2/10

Training in the kit. So fucking small time.

Or have hooped socks like we should do. I fucking hate Puma.

Agree with this. We're really missing a trick here if we fail to capitalise on what will be a humiliating defeat with a lot of media coverage.

How big are they? mine was relatively small and still took up a whole backpack worth of space. They look much bigger http://i.imgur.com/cyuEuoM.jpg Jesus no way of quietly sneaking that in haha.

How big are they? mine was relatively small and still took up a whole backpack worth of space. They look much bigger

He's a cunt. I'm certain of it.

I looked far left and thought why have they put a kid there? then realised it was wor Cack

Eradicates any chance of seeing him in our colours for one year at least