Stifler

Froggy doesn’t live in Manchester, he lives in Dublin.

Question, would you take Ashley over Ratcliffe and/or the Glazers?

Because their owner is a Liverpool fan and he wants to give them the liver bird vibes.

You would have thought UEFA/FIFA would have made it that at least one of those convictions forbid you from becoming an agent.

In saying this, Jeremy Vine is also a massive tosser as well, albeit not to Barton’s levels.

In all honesty I think the case hasn’t changed. We don’t want to sell him, he’s spat his dummy out under order of his agent, and it’s not working. I think the media are starting to realise it’s not a formality as they have been instructed, and I think he him as a player and his agent are beginning to settle back so they can come back around for new contract talks. As I was saying yesterday, it’s World Cup year, with his country facing a battle to get there and he needs to be available for them.

He’s admitted in the past that he used to watch Henry at Barca when he was a kid, although he was an AIK fan. If Barca come in for him then Liverpool will have as much chance of getting him as they think we have of keeping him now. I’ve always been under the impression that he’d leave us for Barca, it’s why I never believed the Arsenal stuff, although their fans were fucking annoying about it.

At the end of the day, the guy scored the goal that won us a cup. Additionally if this move fails and he signs for us long term, he has a chance of breaking Shearers record. There is a high possibility that the fans will take to him again. I mean look at Gerrard at Liverpool after wanting to sign for Chelsea, Liverpool fans now deny that was even the case.

Fans would lap it up if he stayed, especially if he signed a new contract.

He had a nice big house in Preston Village.

Not yet. They will in future, we’ll include it in PSR. Right now Liverpool need to fix 2 sides of their stadium (although ultimately I think they will need a new one), Man Utd need a new stadium, Chelsea need a new stadium, and Arsenal want to increase the capacity of theirs. In Europe you have PSG who are wanting a new stadium, the 2 Milan clubs, and the 2 Rome clubs, as well as Benfica wanting to massively refurbish their stadium. Once they have all done theirs, then they will.

It’s not faking it. He can come back in, play for a year, or go home on gardening leave. Sweden will need him for the World Cup qualifiers this year, hows he going to cope if he’s not match fit? What happens if they make it to the World Cup and he’s sat out all year? What happens when he’s burnt his bridges and he’s not getting selected for the Euro’s qualifiers. Fact is if we sent him home, told him to put up and shut up, once the transfer window is closed and he’s not even at the training ground, he’ll realise. If he doesn’t then just play it out, either way he’ll end up a shadow of the player he was, and his agent will go down in history as being the guy who ruined the career of possibly the best forward in Europe. Even after a year, even if Liverpool come back, they are not offering him the same money after not playing for a year. Players and agents think they hold all the cards, play their bluff.

I couldn’t give a fuck if they are bigger club or not. Something has to give somewhere. Either we keep saying they are bigger club and use that as an excuse anytime they come along and want one of our players, or we are not allowed to sign certain sponsorship deals, or we act like the club we want to be, tell them to fuck off and get on with it. I know we can’t with PSR but Man City took Tevez off Man Utd when West Ham sold him, and Chelsea bought Veron off Man Utd when they got rich as well. We’ll not be a big club until we act like one.

£150m should have been just getting us to the table, although I insist that if I was at the club I wouldn’t even go to the table. I’d have told Liverpool to fuck, told Isak to give us 1 more season then he can go to a big club abroad for £150m, and if he didn’t play ball we’d just fucking drop him for 3 years, see which clubs are after him when he’s had 3 years sitting on a fucking beach somewhere.

It’s not like they weren’t warned.

So fuck, this isn’t just about selling him for a reasonable price, this is about strengthening rival who we want to compete with. We also need to look at the optics as well. If we want to be a big club, then if you come after one of our key players and expect to get them, then you are going to have to drop your fucking pants in order to do so. Spurs held out for fucking years with Kane, with figures starting off at about £40m, gradually rising every season, until he got too old and they decided actually £100m is a big fucking price, let’s take it. Spurs got the better end of that deal.

No it’s not. It should be £150m minimum, to be honest we should be pushing towards £200m.

Good man.

Now identifies as a female, so has signed for the female version of the team which isn’t subject to PSR, however new laws (both in legal and football authorities) forbid a player who was born a male from making the female team, so he has to play for the men’s team.

Better be Alaxandria Isak.

You see that’s part of the art of PSR. All those deals have to be deemed a fair market value. So in theory there is nothing stopping them, but the Premier League would only allow say £20m to apply to football related activities. In reality what should be done is you should offer a fucking stupid deal to the likes of Liverpool, or in this case Spurs, allow for the Premier League to approve it, then pull out of the deal before it’s signed, then come to the likes of us, offer us the same deal, then when the Premier League reject it, take it to court as you are not being treated as an equal member.

What I’d do if I was the Saudi’s I have a group of people looking to back the ESL. Hey all the club, in particular the Premier League cartel (Minus Man City) involved, get the Premier League and Masters involved, then leak it all out to the press, pictures, videos, everything. Throw the fucking cunts out, they should have been thrown out when project big picture came along, they shouldn’t have been able to even then follow it up with the ESL break away, and they have the audacity to have a go at Man City who were just trying to up their sponsorship due to the rules they imposed. Get to fuck. Not a Liverpool fan should be allowed to walk down the street without them being fucking heckled, the same with Arsenal. For as much as I hate them both, it was the Man Utd and Chelsea fans who did the real protest against the ESL, Arsenal fans and Liverpool fans just stood back and now you see most of them defending it all and saying they should break away.

*New stadium.

It doesn’t help that he keeps playing half teams. I know it’s about match fitness, but how are they meant to figure out each other if they don’t play together as a team? I think part of it is down to his power play. ’We are shit, so give me exactly who I want’.

I’m sorry like, but Spurs and Arsenal should not be playing each other in a pre-season friendly.