Stifler

I swear I saw someone wearing that yesterday.

Pretty good, but I'd prefer it if Blackburn went down instead.

Isn't the ACON being held in summers in future?

Imagine a centre pairing of tiote modric Imagine the money we Ashley could have got for him?

What a goal!

How come over the last few weeks the Sunday sun and NOTW have been linking us with the same players?

Its bloody well not. North Shields is a shithole South Shields is a shit hole as well, fair enough it has a nice park but the majority of it is a shit hole.

I think we need another 7 points to be safe, or at least not look like we could get dragged into it. With 9 games remaining we have at least 3 very winnable games in the form of Birmingham, Blackpool, and Wolves, ok lets throw WBA in there and make it 4 very winnable games. On top of that the only games that look like sure defeats are Man Utd, Chelsea, and Liverpool who have all been dropping points recently. We also have our hard to foresee games like Stoke and Aston Villa to come, so with all that we really should be getting 7 points, or even 9 points which should not only make us safe but place us in mid table.

I fucking hate the behind the strikers view Sky are using for pens.

Yellow.

Damn it.

Breaking news: Liverpool have made a £35m bid for Jermain Defoe.

Thats more like it.

I can't even stand to watch Liverpool anymore, fucking horrible club.

It makes Liverpool vs Man Utd look even better.

It's your viewing card number. Why the fuck would I want that on my screen?

Two shit teams here.

Why does Sky sports have a phone number above the Sky sports logo? I already have Sky sports hence why I can see the pictures on my TV and how I can see the sky sports logo, so why the fuck would I want to upgrade to Sky sports again?

This game has a draw written all over it.

It's nice to see Sunderland and Boro work together on their youth policy. Sunderland build a statue to scare the kids away, and Boro build a net to capture them. They both end up getting to have their wicked way with the kids. The sick bastards.

You know you could just avoid this thread.

The government and London Mayor have approved West Ham's bid.

O'Hara still looks the better option.

Whoever did Ireland's medical and said he would be able to play long enough for us to get some use out of his this season needs to be shot. The chances are that we will be in late March or even April before he does get a game for us.

The commentry from the radio on that. :mackems: :mackems: "Boom boom, Chiek Tiote".