Stifler

Regardless of the outcome, we should be taking legal action against Liverpool for their conduct. There is no good in telling the Premier League, they won’t even listen, in fact we should be including them for allowing this to play out. We should also be including the likes of Romano, Ornstein, and Bein Jacobs, and we should release a statement banning them from the club for their ‘active participation in the illegal tapping up and disruptive behaviour of Isak at the rest of Liverpool FC and his agent’. Marinakos is taking legal action against Spurs for tapping up their player, we should play hardball as well. The only thing that the Premier League is afraid of now is a team of lawyers, and all the clubs are going to get pretty fucking fed up if they have to keep losing money for legal fees and compensation.

Yeah. Even the biggest companies make operating losses and make up for it by either leveraging their losses, or using the stock market to finance them through it.

Nope, FFP wasn’t brought in until 3 years after he left Crystal Palace.

We should still reject it. I’m of the opinion that we should reject any move to Liverpool, but if we do it should be £150m upfront, plus add-ons. I’d also be doubly petty and tell Liverpool that in addition to those fees, they also have to provide a 100% refund to anyone who’s bought one of this seasons shirts with his name on it, that is the price of the shirt plus any printing. I’d even make a social media post about it telling fans to get their refund, Liverpool are paying for your new shirt. As a club I’d be very fucking loose with the parameters of a refund as well, doesn’t matter if you bought it from us, or through JD Sports, doesn’t matter if it even looks like a DH Gate version, here’s your new shirt buddy.

He’ll get a move elsewhere next summer if he has a good season. Any of the jealous 4 will snap him up just for the sake of it.

Shame Porto didn’t qualify, getting them as well would have been a great set of fixtures against SBR’s former clubs.

Woltemade, Woltemade, Got him for a fee, From Germany

Looks like he’s coming here, but going back tomorrow, which means he’ll not play against Leeds.

Is it just the way translation works, or do Germans speak like that? Everything seems to be a statement.

Nottingham Forest’s 3rd shirt is lush.

Still can’t let him go in my opinion. We still wanted a good forward even before he was linked with a move away. Keep tight, even if we need the money, it will still be there in June.

£64m? Unfortunately it’s the going rate now for a Premier League club. It’s why it’s laughable that everyone outside of the club thinks £110m is a fair bid from Liverpool.

It doesn’t, they even said it doesn’t, it just reveals them.

We’re signing one for £100m.

In our last Champions League group we beat PSG at home, were robbed of beating them away, drew with AC Milan away, injuries got the better of us at home. We are capable of beating anyone, hopefully we don’t get fucked with injuries as much this time. A lot of those teams are tough, but let’s be honest they are the sort of teams we would expect to be beating if we were in the Europa League, and you would expect us to win that.

That’s nice.

This. You want to be in the Champions League or not?

Haha.

Welcome to ‘insert not Newcastle United here’.

PSV, nice.

That’s a good draw. We just needed to avoid Napoli away. It also mean that we can’t get Monaco from our group.

For us, yeah.

Benfica only just scraped past Fenerbahce, very winnable.

Pot 1 was never going to be easy, pot 2 with Leverkusen is reasonable.

That’s decent, a good tie but winnable.