maybe_next_year

When Tonali & Bruno combine to be shite, you know its a bad day

I mean I've no idea what he is doing that far up the pitch in the first place but even a defender has got to bury that.

longstaffesque diving from Gordon, he's been shite all game.

Strangely quite pleased with myself that I worked it out. First thought was maybe a black cat lying on it's back. It's fucking dreadful.

Do we? I'm genuinely not sure

Is it meant to be a boat maybe?

How shit must the hospitality be at Molineux that they've ended up there

YOU SEXY SWISS BASTARD

Pope had about 3 easy options for a pass... chose to wallop it

I see the refs have used up all their yellow cards this weekend

Odd first 15 minutes, we've lookedmore comfortable on the ball but with no real pressure being applied to us. Isak coming deeper more often is helping.

Good news, didn't think she had the best game against London City but clearly a talented player and I'm sure she'll find her feet quickly at this level.

Not sure there has been much evidence of him maturing? Still managed to not turn up to sessions at Southend a couple of years ago.... albeit that football club has been an absolute shit show for a few years. Fingers crossed the new owners turn it around.

1-1 Asllani

0-1 Hayles, Well won by Jas McQuade. London City have been caught being too slow at the back a few times now.

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/claire-ditchburn-appointed-as-newcastle-united-women-interim-assistant Know absolutely nothing about her, but the replacement seems to have decent experience managing at a good level, hopefully it'll help Becky continue to grow in her role.

Our new CB signing sitting next to Schar I see.

Out of possession is interesting. Kelly noticeably coming to make a back 3 with Joelinton almost playing wingback.

Oh my word, cheeky Isak

Reminds me of a young Yankuba Minteh

I like Sean but this is baffling levels of praise for him

0-3 Tonali hattrick

Annoying, mainly as Lookman is clearly the perfect surname to say in a Geordie accent .

I was hoping we'd see a Saudi club say similar while bidding for Jamal Lewis.

Feel like we're getting linked with a Barca player pretty much every other day at the minute