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National League Cup, guess you could call it the female version of the EFL Trophy

1-1, lovely move by Portsmouth to be fair.

Deserved.

Got to say, Arsenal were brilliant, especially in the first half off the ball. Our two centre backs were dreadful, their worst game as a pair for us.

First 32 games, so just another 6 games to go!

First Newcastle goal at Arsenal since Ayoze Perez.... we lost that one 4-1 as well

Literally every time they've played in the league this month, 4 in February alone

Botman and Schar have been comically bad, genuinely dreadful from the pair of them tonight.

Isak's close control is so lush man.

Miggy knew he was offside... at least that's what I'm telling myself

Well at least Karius is playing well

This could be painful. Most onesided Newcastle game since we played Sheffield United away.

They're giving us absolutely no time on the ball, impressive pressing from them early doors.

We're still in the European places

Hide your corner flags, Richie is back!

I don't understand how the offside doesn't matter but I'm not complaining

of fucking course

Two absolutely lush balls in quick succession

East stand half empty by the half time whistle, I mean how desperate for a piss/pint can you be

Miley has been everywhere today.

Thinks he's in the 'theatre of dreams' already.

Deserved too, wonder what's going through Jean-Louis Gasset's head .... and literally as I type that, the commentator says the same thing.

And thats 3.

0-2 from an indirect free kick inside the box. We've been dominating since the first went in.

Stobbs almost with a lovely second too.