maybe_next_year

You'd hope that by 2014 this idea of it being 'selfish' would be a thing of the past .

fair play to him for playing along with it

@NUFC: The thoughts of everyone at Newcastle United are with Clarke Carlisle and his family at this difficult time. #NUFC Nice touch

actually just laughed out loud at that.

At least there seems to be little trouble this year

Just passed the mackem coaches, driving just along from the Tyne bridge, but early isn't it?

How does a person manage to only win 1 in 6 against these lot man. Will be 1 in 7 by this afternoon too.

Its taking the piss out of their accent, specifically using the phrase "whees keys are these"

Ramos 1-0

Great article, really interesting. Shame about the spelling of bairns though

He had all the space in the world in the corner for Spur's first to be fair

Why... Why is hand there on his sister?

Want to copy your favorite newcastle players? Now you too can hide during the derby match!

fair enough, Don't think I'd shake the useless ginger Pardew-loving mackem piss-stain's hand either.

Happy Christmas Jak!

lose 0-2 I think, they won't be amazing, but we will be monumentally shit.

They've done more than the team just by turning up.

decent shot by Armstrong.

Seemed a much better keeper when he had a bigger beard.

you know he was subbed off 15 mins ago right?

to be fair to alnwick, at least he saved the first shot.

Spanish Commentator talking about our players "Gouffran, nada, Cabella, nada, Riviere, nada, Colback, nada." he'd fit in well on here

Neither does he.

not attempting to win a cup match and now Sissoko hobbling, just another day at Newcastle

well that took long