LucaAltieri

The amount of shit passes by these professional footballers is worrying. Don't slowly roll the ball towards a teammate when he has an Ecuadorian steaming towards him. It's not rocket science you bunch of knackers.

Not sure why Shola opted for Nigeria. He'd fit right into this England team.

Pretty standard. Milner is getting froward so everyone else is sliding across.

half of the passes we're making are putting the recipient under immediate pressure due to the shitness/lethargy of the ball. It's like watching my under 11s.

Well this game is more entertaining than expected, for all the wrong reasons.

Rooney showing the composure that has made him one of the world's best strikers.

Decent header. Not sure what Milner was doing in the build up.

Miami piping in the Rocky soundtrack to dull the boredom of national anthems that aren't American.

Aye, straight swap for Chad Barrett in the off-season

Martins continues to be amazing this season. As a Sounders fan I'm pretty ok with him not going, but that head coach is a moron.

Kevin Molino is currently USL Pro top scorer with 9, and joint top in assists with 5. He's been in the team of the week every week since the season kicked off. Watch him turn to shit next season.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m298/europawpw/ooohyeah.gif

FFS, we're too light on numbers to be letting anyone else go before signing replacements. Even if MYM isn't a Pardew favourite, the squad is too small. If he absolutely needs to sell MYM (although I think that would be a shit move) then he needs a replacement first. This kind of infuriating shit is going to backfire yet again.

Nah, we'll manage six points and a loss to Italy. Italy will go through top of the group two wins and draw. None of which will be convincing. Then they'll start playing in the knockout stages.

If Shane Long hadn't missed a shit load of chances Ireland would be ahead too The obvious difference being that you'd expect Italy to put those chances away.

Really liking the balance of play Italy have at the moment. Some nice passing but still pretty direct. If they had been finishing better they could be two or three up by now.

Kinnear would spend some money. He'd have all the ambition in the world. He'd be going all out to add to his 3 champions league winners medals. But there's no way in hell Kinnear is out-living Ashley.

including 5-0 against Seattle. whoa We had a bad day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door-in-the-face_technique Won't work, of course.

Our bodies want nutrients but we give them empty calories instead so we're never full. Just keep stuffing ourselves with nutritionally deficient shite until all the unspent sugar, carbs, and fat turn us into fat shirtless geordies.

Rumours of NYC FC signing David Villa on a 3-year contract... Given they don't begin playing until next season, you'd have to assume it would be a contract starting in 2015. David Villa is currently 32.

Fuck the bed.

Nah, just a receding hairline fetishist. Pulls himself dry watching match of the day.

Miranda was class on FM in 2010. My SPFC supporting mate also rates him. No idea how he's been for the last 4 or 5 years, though.

I might be mistaken but I could have sworn Pardew couldn't come out of his dug-out during our last home game, care to enlighten us how Newcastle-Online managed that one? Isn't that the literal definition of a one-off? By comparison, how many months has it been that people on here have wanted him sacked? How many people took part in the walk out? How many people have cancelled season tickets? The final home game of the season is a unique circumstance.