Dr.Spaceman

So, erm, what's our gameplan?

Really poor, this.

Sean ffs what's that maaaaan

FFS they are getting everything

Good punch from Dubs

Another cynical trip

Fucking Shanfield

That's a yellow that

Welp this is already looking painful

How good is he?

He would have been a good 80-100 goal PL striker if it wasn't for that recurring injury with his ankle I think it was.

Both options are completely pointless and not worth getting all hot and bothered about tbh

Lee Holmes Obafemi Martins (Inter version, thanks to PES) Freddie Woodman

We're going to be frustrated like fuck against them, just need to show patience

I've said it for years, no idea why some players put themselves through the hassle. For some of them they're millionaires at 20 with more money than they can ever spend at 24/25. If you're not enjoying football then what's the point, there's far more to life than this.

We signed any cunt yet?

Got to be careful with that, I'm sure there's some issues around your revenue if you start actually making anything. Certain things you can't spend on as well. And it limits you to what you can apply for, as well as opening a few doors elsewhere. The governance and all that bollocks you've got to sort is a pain, especially if being ran by volunteers. Got to register with companies house and produce proper annual tax returns linked to community value and all that shite. It means they won't get much in the way of investment from outside as any potential investor will see little return. I think there's also a mandatory law in the articles of association stating that you have to put some of the directors up for removal every year. Doesn't sound like a bad idea right now, but when you've got your shit together you'll start to attract more attention and you're vulnerable. I think it might be a ridiculous process to reverse the whole thing too.

Guy's like "Call that a camera, mate?"

Not when he's screaming something like "The man from Asunción after the resumption breaking Anfield hearts and bringing new year's cheer to Geordies across the land. 3 points are on their way back up the A1 to Tyneside!"

Could be describing either Gordon or Barnes there. Both would offer more than Miggy on the right and would help us mix it up a bit tactically. Looking forward to seeing it, personally.

They should 100% stick until the end of the season and make a decision then. Sadly Gateshead won't amount to anything until they get their own stadium.

I thought this, but it's the same for all clubs, right? The longer the likes of Chelsea & Man Utd are out of the picture in terms of CL football the more obvious the whole ruse becomes. If one of the "other 14" clubs sustains strong finishes in the league the more questions will be asked if we're repeatedly smashing our heads off the glass ceiling being imposed on us. It'll be challenged eventually, I just think AS & PIF are waiting for someone else to pull the trigger. I think they always knew it was going to be a slow burner.

Not surprised in the slightest. He had Gateshead playing better football than most of L1 & L2 with one of the smallest budgets in the National League.

Jesus