Dr.Spaceman

We need to get to half time without conceding another goal. Quick reset and mix it up.

That's a red card... Howay ffs

The Peter Reid thing was 100% banter though, he comes across a really decent bloke.

Would love a win obviously but I'd genuinely be equally happy with a decent performance and coming away with a point. Just don't lose.

You're comparing an 18 year old kid coming off the back of a pretty serious injury to a very experienced professional with 5 and a half seasons in the PL under his belt...

It already feels like he could stick around as a squad player (at the very least) for long time, given his 'neat and tidy' style of play. He does need to add something to his game, but this is something Eddie has alluded to previously when talking about him either being a more attacking or more defensive midfielder. The kid is 18, anything could happen over the next 3/4 years.

The switch their morals on and off quicker than the red light / green light thing on Squid Game.

Can't say I've heard of him, pre or post-transfer.

Other than Khuzanov who else have they signed that we were heavily linked with?

Screeymer

Dunno like, I'd struggle to turn up for this every week.

This is absolutely awful quality

I'd sell for the right money, could save us having to sell Bruno, Isak or Tonali. Would rather keep the lot like.

Derby goal coming

I'm currently watching Derby v Luton, it's just like watching Bournemouth v Brighton.

Teehee

Fuck right off is that a yellow card, man, howay.

Lyon!!!

We need more black power!

You mean there's a chance we won't have to put up with him after this season...

Nah mate, you can break someone's neck as long as you get the ball.

Wait 'til you hear about our owners.

What a few games he's had...

Shite

The best player I've ever seen play for Newcastle. The man doesn't have a single weakness, at least not one that anyone is aware of.