Dr.Spaceman

But I still want Joao Pedro

Definitely not a few hundred thousand Newcastle fans.

£1.45 a month? Are you mental...

Now I've got no issues with reporting in general and highlighting sportswashing etc, but why is it always that cunt? How many times has he visited Qatar or UAE and done the same there?

Not sure they feel my £1 a month tbh.

Never mind, shit joke

It's at Brugge isn't it?

Can't see it for a long time, at which point we'll have sailed off into the sunset and they'll be irrelevant afterthoughts.

Christ, you're not wrong

He'd be great on the front bench of the Tory party.

Never understood why we didn't used to see this sort of thing happening more often.

It's difficult to explain how irrelevant the next few seasons on the pitch are going to be in the grand scheme of things. As long as we're at the very least flirting with the Euro spots whilst the empire is being put together we'll be absolutely cush. Qualifying for any European competition this season should be seen as a bonus imo.

Not to rub it in but I'm the exact opposite this season, this is the state of my deposit / withdrawal situation. Never had a run like it. I decided to start doing trebles again after solely sticking to card doubles last season. Definitely paid off, had some nice little £50 - £150 winners come in. I tend to read Andys Betting Tips and Footy Accumulators on Twitter for a bit guidance. Pays for a few months of energy bills anyway.

Fingers crossed

Massive 2012 QPR vibes tbh

One of my old bosses was called Steve Bruce, I edited Bacon's wiki page to say he'd left football management to go and work in IT and this lass at work believed me. I am proper fucking sad like

Just report the sad cunt

He's shite.

Murphy over Anderson is just plain weird

Reckon we'll lose this, personally. Fulham are on a roll at the moment and we're lacking creativity. Would 100% take a draw.

Had no idea Arveladze was their boss tbh. Weird timing on the day of a game too.

Sad bastard

Fixed that for you.

Let's hope he's all elite.

I'm struggling beyond 8 as that's around when we've started putting the little fella to bed - going to have to sit these out for another couple of months