Dr.Spaceman

Gone off the boil recently hasn't he. Out of contract next year too. Wonder if people still want him to get a chance in the first team

I'm looking forward to it like. I'm getting some Heineken in for it this afternoon and I'm making some gyros as well Get some photos up on the What Are The Eating thread Be the best part of the match that.

Why is he talking about how good every single opponent of ours is? He's a fucking moron.

Because he didn't look like that at all. He still looks sheepish and average at best against League 2 opposition. If that performance was against another PL side it would be a different story, but the level of opposition dictates the level of performance required to be classed as having "played well", in my opinion.

So I presume that having watched his performance, your assessment was that all he did was trap the ball, and that said trapping of the ball is what lead me to say his performance was positive? Or are you adding a layer of agenda to my post that isn't there? Nah, I was joking about the trapping of the ball comment, hence the next line starting with "In all seriousness..." If you think that performance against a League 2 side can be classed as 'fairly positive' then Mike Ashley has won.

Fairly positive in the sense that this time he was able to trap the football? That's progress alright. In all seriousness if that's fairly positive it's no wonder MA is able to get away with the shit he's doing.

Another talented player completed wasted on the likes of Alan Pardew and John Carver. He wasn't suited to the PL at all. Very good technique though.

Our expectations really have been lowered. Some of you should go and watch the National League, you'll have your minds blown.

Get out of our club. Horrendous manager in 2020. The players have little to no idea what to do with the ball when they have posession. There's a reason we had 27 shots today and only scored once.

Imagine wanting a season ticket to watch this version of NUFC

Not Jacob Murphy being shite, surely not, he's supposed to be mint and thrive in these games without the crowd on his back.

It's almost like we've got our tactics completely wrong

Watch us not even give their keeper the chance go make a fuckup like that.

We're clueless

Shocking haha

Butland has done a Joe Hart, like 5 years earlier.

I hope they do get promoted, before they're able to put a decent squad together. They'll not last longer than a season in the Championship with anything that remotely resembles their current squad. Be ideal if they just did what Burton and Rotherham did a few years ago, just keep swapping League 1 for the Championship and vice versa every year.

#improvement New contract incoming.

Tony Cottee - what a cunt. Rewatch it and call it what it is, not "a bit late". Maybe Gayle. It's some idiot called Tony.

Meh, it's incredibly low risk if the fee is under 500k.

It'll be amazing if he's even half as good as Solano. Good luck to the kid.

Silly twat. He should just concentrate on AEW and leave football to people who understand it. I highly doubt he's choosing the players to sign.

Grealish doing a great Stevie Gerrard with his arms out appealing as he's falling to the deck.

Everyone will be too busy wanking over Mitro to comment on the actual game.

FM tastic