Dr.Spaceman

Rooney scored for Derby.

Nah, he deserved it. Petty, childish, call if whatever but it's a yellow.

Grealish is the sort of player we should be after if we get taken over.

Mate. Jesus, I can totally undersatand this line of thinking, but howay man

Prepare for 2 weeks of nothing, and people posting about how they're bored of the story and just want it to be sorted either way.

Then why post it.

He'll sell another 35,000, let's not pretend otherwise.

He'll demand more, saying it wasn't him and he's not happy about it.

Hitler, Stalin & Pol Pot joint bid would pass that test if enough money changed hands. Who has ever failed it? Some bloke who tried to take over Leeds, I think. Edit: Massimo Cellino

Why not?

As if anyone genuinely thinks there are Sunday league players better than anybody who features regularly in the Premier League.

You just know he'd buy someone like Bournmeouth and build them a new stadium or some bollocks.

Yeah, he needs to stop.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. And I've read some really f***ing stupid things... You haven't read a great deal then. All I'm saying is there is a lot of people calling out the Saudi's for their poor human rights record, yet the same people continue to say f*** all with regards to Ashley and how shady he is.

People calling out the Saudi's human rights record are fucking retarded and must have never heard of Mike 'zero hour contracts' Ashley.

We need an out and out striker imo. The strikers Man Utd are linked with are the players we should be looking at to see us to the end of the season.

He's not a striker. Not sure how many times this needs to be pointed out.

I don't get how on one hand you can rightly slate Ashley's Newcastle for our dreadful cup record and not taking them seriously and then on the other hand you think we think we should be playing such a weakened team? Because such a weakened side, managed correctly, should still be beating teams like Oxford. You can't seriously tell me that 4/5 fringe players in the side is a risk against fucking Oxford

Loancastle United

They've been fucked over by a fixture change in 5 weeks, Coventry away at 12 noon, meaning there's no train that will get them to the game in time for KO, and loads will already have bought tickets as well. Hate how this sort of thing is allowed.

Aye, it would be something like - died putting a tin of peas in the cupboard. Died from an oxygen overdose whilst out walking his dog.

Why risk him against Oxford ffs. We should be playing both Longstaffs, Allan, Gibson etc

No idea why Atsu is a surprise to some people. He was barely good enough in the Championship.

Because it definitely works like that.