Dr.Spaceman

That's good news tbh, should mean less redundancies

Paolo Wanchope v Man Utd

Gana has actually kicked him.

100%

This is as poor as we've been all season.

Duncan Ferguson is a Newcastle legend apparently

They had to do it a few times by the sound of it.

Yup. Why the surprised reactions?

Arsenal will go for a 40 something year old foreigner who plays lush football and has a radge Mourinho-like presence. No way will they go for Rafa after being so mad at Arsene Wenger for his lack of innovation over the last few years. Saying that, it's not really up to the fans I suppose.

Still funny though

I don't actually think it's sunk in yet with me. I'm all a bit "meh" about it. Guess I knew it was coming ages ago.

Really would like us to sign him. 15 million would be considered a bargain, right, so hopefully MA goes for it. Knowing us we'll go for Chris Brunt on a free.

Is the lack of Slimani in the starting 11 an attempt at keeping his value down should we need to go in for him in the summer?

Sometimes I get the impression that people would prefer McClaren back, with players not putting any effort in during training and ignoring tactics during the game.

Michael Martin is a sad cunt like.

We absolutely need to sign him up on a 5 year deal ASAP.

Salty bastards! As if Michael Oliver had a choice, the Juve player made contact with the man before getting somewhere near the ball. As far as I'm aware you've never been allowed to tackle from that angle.

1 more win for both Bolton and Birmingham will do it. Barnsley win their game in hand and that makes it even more interesting.

And possibly the right league... He’s a 1 goal per 2.5 matches in the PL striker - in a team that play a system not suiting him. He’s young as well. Maybe not a striker for the better of the PL teams, but Certainly PL quality.

Was f***ing superb. Anyone else on the 3rd tackle go 'get in', then 'go on' and 'wahey' at the foul by Atsu Getting some love on Reddit. 5 50/50's in 20 seconds. Sums up why I'm slowly falling 9n love with this team, as glaring as our deficiencies are.

He looks thrilled.

Hahahaha that's fucking brilliant

I'd probably ignore the ratings to an extent, it's the constant Pardew-esque defeats to nil that disappointed me. Oh, and the fact that he hasn't completed a full 90 mins.

Disappointing really, don't think he'll be getting a great deal out of this. Surely a championship / League 1 promotion chasing club would have been a better shout.

Iker Munain please.