Dr.Spaceman

Including the only metric that matters.

What do you want them to do, cancel their contracts?

Amazing

:frantic:

Guti is often mentioned, he's managing their U19s. But I don't think there's anything to it. It would be a disaster, imho. He's accepted it according Murcia's president. Not sure why Murcia's president would be ITK though.

Loads of windows

Why would you come into this thread thinking anything different was going to happen to what has been happening for the past 10 years?

Well that can't be true, surely

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He's going to find out sooner or later.

Wow, I can't believe Everton haven't bid Lascelles perceived value straight off the bat and have tried to get him as cheap as they possibly can. How dare thy not start negotiations at 100 million.

Yup

I thought he was going to be great in the Championship and use that to kick on.

Mackems are getting 35 million for the first two years they're out the league and then 14 million the third, if that's any indicator.

It was so fucking obvious what we were doing - no need for the OTT negativity.

This is going to be funny as fuck

He's the greatest human being on the planet, isn't he?

This will feel like 3 points when its announced as someone else

Calm your tits, I'd be very surprised if he went to West Ham

Why? Because I'm guessing having Rafa here and a happy fanbase is a big factor? I reckon it'll be a factor, but not a big one. The past few years have shown how quickly we go from suicidal to 'on top of the world'. As much as I adore Rafa he is not the only manager in the world that will put smiles on our faces. Right now under Ashley, probably yes, but if we're taken over who knows.

Why?

Shelvey is going to be the greatest centre midfielder England has ever produced come the end of the tournament.

What a cross.

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