Dr.Spaceman

Who is the co commentator? Doing my tits in.

Clear pen

Took the commentator ages to realise what was going on lol

More of the same please!

How was that not a pen haha

When did West Ham sign Sami Zayn?

Mitro...

Why did Shelvey do that ffs

Hahahahahahahahaha

Dat spelling and grammar. A Gillespie type would be ideal right about now.

I hope someone pushes him, then another bloke comes along and headbutts him, then one of the people he works with comes along and shags his wife. Afterwards whilst he's out consoling himself by having a meal, I hope someone comes along and swaps it with their own meal.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/police-hunt-cruel-attackers-who-slashed-a-horse-s-throat-1-7678278 At least we just punch them.

He's been no better than Colback and good performances three years ago shouldn't cloud your judgement.

Get away man, he's shite. All true. He's worse defensively than Santon, and he was poor.

Holy fuck, that linesman only flagged because everyone went batshit insane.

Payet v Colback

They're away to Man City and at home to Spurs next as well. This is going to be glorious.

Bye bye Cheick

Wow, what a fucking game.

Nah

Come on Siem De Jong. 3 minutes to make it happen.

Ivan Toney. My God.

Janmaat has been awful all game

Oh good, here's Gouffran.

Why does he always hit them against us...