Dr.Spaceman

SAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You'll be freezing your bollocks off at the stadium on the 9th December like. Wish they'd hurry their arses and sort something proper out.

Hayden had a minor injury problem.

Strange thing, we are literally two decent signings away from winning games like this.

Self destruct - initiated.

Oof

Joselu lu lu he might score 1, he might score 2, Joselu lu lu probably none because he's poo.

I fucking hate Manquillo

These are there for the taking, got very little about them.

WUM, and a good one going off the responses

Just think, he is some poor fuckers dad. Imagine having that fat mess as your role model, you've got no chance, that's what you got.

How dare they

Delle Alli man, I don't care how good he is he is a total cunt.

Racist

Why would they think that was a good idea?

Basically Gold's top targets have said 'no' then.

I'd love to know what goes through the mind of people who shit on these sorts of polls by picking Man City, Man Utd, Spurs etc

Lovren is doing a Yanga-Mbiwa v Everton.

He is absolutely wank.

Ritchie Tea next.

Ahh, thanks for clearing that up. PLEASE STAY MIKE.

We're going to be looking like staying up come January imo, therefore we'll sign nobody.

You could do this sort of thing for a lot of clubs in the league though.

How is that not a yellow!?