Dr.Spaceman

In English?

Because I f***ing hate them. I get that. Just wondering why? Can't be arsed to rant on to be honest. I just don't get why they think they can do a better job than Ashely and how the fuck they think they can finance it all.

Because I fucking hate them.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE Woodgate. Made Bramble look solid. Says it all really. We were miles better when he was in the side. 2) BEST MIDFIELDER Gary Speed. Where else can you find a midfielder with a left foot and a head? Should never have signed for those cretins at Bolton. 3) BEST STRIKER Shearer. Obvious really. 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER Solano. 5) BEST MANAGER Sir Bobby. 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER Hugo Viana 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED... Ronaldo 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO... Gary Speed 9) BEST HOME GAME 4-3 Man Utd, Bobby's 100th game and THAT free-kick from Robert. 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME Leeds 4-3 in the snow, Nobby at the end of the game, Bobby's jig etc 11) WORST GAME Losing 6-2 at home to Man Utd. 12) BEST GOAL SCORED Robert v Spurs (the volley) 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED Paul Dickov away at Blackburn, the game finished 2-2 I think. It was just utterly terrible defending. 15) BEST HAIRCUT Coloccini 16) WORST HAIRCUT Stephen Carr 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER Gary Speed (apparently) 18) UGLIEST PLAYER James Milner (apparently) 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER Shearer 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE Given Beye Bernard Woodgate Taylor Speed Dyer Solano Robert Shearer Bellamy 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL I think we'll go down again within the next 3 years if we keep the same owner / manager combo. If we manage to survive then we are destined to mid table obscurity fighting against Wigan and Sunderland et al for 10th place. 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE Appointing Souness after sacking Sir Bobby. If we'd have appointed a good manager then there is no way we'd be where we are now.

True story. The draw with Sheff Weds wouldn't have looked as bad if it was followed by a win tonight - as it is they're a pair of fucking woeful results and the team deserve the pressure they're putting themselves under. There is no pressure though, the media certainly don't apply any and the players hardly play like they're being chased down by West Brom etc. I can't see Hughton drilling it into them either. We're still top so everything is fucking great. Awesomely mature response.

A couple of lads in level 6 near us got booted out for chanting. That's how bad it was today. Another group started taking the piss cos they were making noise and it kinda turned sour. Awful when you get grief for supporting your team tbh. Think I'll try and get my tickets earlier next time.

Who the fuck told that Pancrate that he's a footballer? Be mint if he skinned his man and produced some sort of cross. Or just crossing it in general would be nice.

Lee Clark is the man we need.

Fantastic tackle by Jimenez there and he gets pulled up for a foul on the defender.

It can still lie and freeze you know Bullshit. Evidence?

Scrappy 1-0 with Foluwashola getting ours in the first half.

You lie to me.

Dave Kitson > Kevin Phillips.

I'd actually keep Coloccini. I don't see us getting anyone better in our situation. Be nice to sign John Terry but I just can't see it happening.

He was fucking wank against Sheff Wed. I'd go for (Paul, lol) Kitson if he's still available.

Milners miss-hit pass for Fabregas' second goal

I'd still take that over supporting the likes of Bolton.

And we were all calling him a 40 year old 2 years ago.

Welcome to 2 years ago.

No matter what trajectory you're on. So, you actually are a complete idiot then. Not annoying, or just argumentative, but sadly lacking in intelligence and the ability to understand sentences and apply them to context. How will your mind cope with the fact, I also think Bellamy is "fucking class", and better than he used to me? Is your mind uncapable of coping with the idea that player might be better, but the club he is at lower? Is this concept contradictory to a simple mind? You only seem to find them this bad on the internet. You what now?

£300,000 too much iyam.

Imo if you spend money supporting the club you are entitled to say whatever you like about the performance of any player. Booing a player is never deserved you say? So hypothetically, what if said player rapes his wife, beats his children to death, digs up a corpse and shags that in arse? Does he then deserve to be boo'd?

Damn, what a shame...

Pandev anyone? Edit: I'm obviously taking the piss.

Yes please!