Dr.Spaceman

Bollocks article if I've ever read one.

You forgetting Ryan Taylor?

Good news if true. Only if it's on the right money.

A mackem in the office has just likened Carroll to the former Crystal Palace and Spurs striker Chris Armstrong

Now there's a random comment. Random hand jobs ftw.

Fucking despise these lot. We're going to shit on them. HOWAY THE LADS! Even though i accidentally took Brum on my accumulator, 3 points is worth more than £250.

Fucking burn the pope shagging wank stains.

I wish you'd commit suicide.

I'd be fucking livid if he left in January.

Sick of this now. Either fuck off, or sign on the dotted line.

Fucking hell, didn't know he was from up here. Got one of his close mates on facebook and he's absolutely devastated. RIP.

Accidentally made an accumulator with Brum to beat us.

You would like to think so as Ashley only hired the f***er about three weeks ago. FYP.

Aye it was.

Who's that second from left?

This

FM should makes a preferred move for that tbh. Fuck off

This is what i like about Smith.Guthrie I don't get that..(Plus he's the most frustrating player to watch) Bollocks. The man's a coward. His inability to positively influence the game means he hides from play for 90% of the time only to earn himself brownie points by mindlessly throwing himself into stupid challenges. He's not just the worst player at the club, he's the worst player I've EVER seen play in my time supporting NUFC. Missed Stéphane Guivarc'h then? And James Perch.

I'm sure we'll find out soon enough, if Paul Barron is as good as they say.

I was singing that at work today to the unwashed cretin sitting opposite me. It's so much fun, especially all the shit he gives me about Barton being a horrible human being and Andy Carroll being a wife beater, even after I mention Cattermoles red cards and Brambles rape case. Apparently a not guilty verdict means fuck all if your a geordie, and not getting sent off is worse than getting sent off, twice.

Disco time

Fuck Lewington, he doesn't look cool enough.

This guy are sick.

SMITH!?!?!?!?! I'd take an 8-2 defeat right about now.

Uncle Woy's pissed.