Dr.Spaceman

Yup, nightmare. Howay the heed.

Bellamy? Alberto Bueno please.

SHIT! Forgot about Charlies red. Might get something from this then. Although I have been saying that every time we play Wigan away, and we play like a bunch of fannies each time.

Worst thread I've ever clicked on.

Sounds like some sort of World of Warcraft editor.

Had a goal chalked off when at Palace, despite it clearly going in Straight back off the advertising boards wasn't it? Thought I knew him from something else. He's gonna be WHams Shola.

Ricoh looks and sounds canny empty like

They did that with Bale the other week. Soon as he hit it "Great cross....." and it sailed out for a throw in because it was massively over-hit.

That's fucking knuckle-dragging at it's best!

What exactly would be good about Mark McGhee? He would make Pardew look good, in more ways than one.

Can't believe he's only 31. Seems to have completely fallen off the radar since 2005.

The thing with Ranger is he only gets such a huge pop everytime he walks on the pitch because he's usually Ameobi's replacement. This must spur him on loads.

who was the other one at udinese, went and failed at chelsea ? Casiraghi?

Giorgi Kinkladze. Was class for about a year when I was a bairn and thought he was the best thing since sliced bread.

Falcons game on boxing day postponed. Hope to fuck ours is ok. Couldn't do a boxing day without a toon game.

Shola returning from injury.....well.......it's like a new signing. He's only a young lad....

Hope it's not fucked for the game. So that Man City can play on a carpet? No thanks.

It hasn't got a single quote in it anywhere.

Jeeeezaaassssss maaaaaaaan!

Bollocks article if I've ever read one.

You forgetting Ryan Taylor?

Good news if true. Only if it's on the right money.

A mackem in the office has just likened Carroll to the former Crystal Palace and Spurs striker Chris Armstrong

Now there's a random comment. Random hand jobs ftw.