Dr.Spaceman

Jesus, didn't realise they only really had Defoe up front, thought they'd signed Adebayor.

I think we might share a dad. I'm sure my dad would marry Tony Green. Same here. Even Pedro wasn't fit enough to lace Tony 'Messironaldomaradona' Green's boots apparently.

8 - 12 mil for 'Catts'

John Barnes talking utter shite on this Clarke Carlisle show about racism in football. The show itself isn't that bad, but some of the interviews are just cringeworthy.

This is without doubt the coolest story of the day.

I spilled my pint over our CEO in the Shark Club when it went in

literally none of that makes any sense, i think the lack of man city activity is sending people batshit insane personally I thought it was a bit strange too. Would be good business for them if they got all three for Sessegnon though.

Well, still called Wankdorf by fans (or do we call SJP the SDA ) And inside the stadium is the new Wankdorf center btw Argh, the demolition, they kind of f***ed it up, one pillar didn’t explode haha 3 went down 2001-2005 YB played in the Neufeld “Stadium”, old small stadium (10'000), most of it standing area . Cheap entry and really good atmosphere Since 2005 we got this beauty (capacity around 31'120, New Wankdorf, including standing area): Hope it's an interesting read for you lads It's near or above the shopping mall? I've played curling near it a couple times. Behind the big halls where they have some wine fest always at the same time. Well, la de da Very interesting actually!

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Erratic is the perfect word tbh. He'll always have a place in my heart for that goal against Spurs like. I will never forget him rattling the crossbar at Anfield from a fairly innocuous throw in about 40 yards out in the right channel. Consistently inconsistent, which became more and more of a problem as we slipped down the league. That time he hit the bar against Chelsea at home in the cup, thought it was in. Then Drogbarrr went and cheated a free kick into the top corner.

Sunderland are after Milner, Johnson and Guidetti, but any deal will only go ahead if Sessegnon goes the other way.

dorf, always been on my list of places to visit before I die. Demolished in 2001, never mind then.

Apparently they're being groomed by the heed the baals as part of the 'Gremlins New Batch'. Quite sad.

The problem with these types of matches... https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/185968_367302626670605_1831941386_n.jpg

Then we can all have a w*** at how lucky we are to have both So lucky to have them on the bench when Obertan starts every game Fucking Parboo.

http://www.hodgers.com/downloads/deep_burn.jpg

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12040/7967920/Secret-agent Blates Owen.

Awesome

Jesus, he's unbelievable. Worse than Hitler.

"The referee's a plonker." Evington, instead of Everton. Some posh kids down the street used to pronounce Shearer as Sharer, so I called him Alan Sharer up until about '95. Every single Brazilian on the planet was an absolutely amazing footballer. Brad Friedel "Must be a good goalie, 'cos he played in America." Goalies weren't allowed outside there box. Etc.

Who scored for Gateshead? Ahh never mind, just found out it was Micky Cummins.

Bored, couldn't give a fuck if we do or don't sign him now. Brett Emerton all over again.

Bad times.

Which part is amusing? The part that made you butt-hurt.