Dr.Spaceman

Lovely assist for Bellamy against Blackburn iirc

He'd be just about the best we could hope for I reckon

The guy's literally wrote that tweet himself...and he's a journalist....

We could do far worse. It would be completely though.

At least you've had a heads up beforehand. That Yorkie is a terror, like a Yorkshire Kevin Muscat.

But when you win you can shout...

Harry Kane probably would have scored... No, he wouldn't have made the run, he'd have ran towards the ball.

"Aah shuddve scored there but a wer finkin about chips"

Their right full back looks like he knows exactly where to be and when he needs to be there

As much as I despise the filthy charv twat, he's the best we've got.

Pickford is having a nightmare here

Adeyemi would be an exciting signing

I still can't get my head around the fact that we've got the bloke who was Sunderland's first team manager only a few years ago working in one of our offices.

Poor lad's got a serious issue and you're teeing up your excuses

It's obviously not a perfect system

Agree with most of what you've wrote but the bit in bold - I would love to see a system whereby players under a certain age, say 21 for example are not allowed to move clubs. Instead when they sign a pro contract at 17 they are locked to that club with a few caveats like no relegation, no administration etc. Also players under the age of 17 should not be allowed to sign for a club outside of their region. We'd be competing with Sunderland and Boro for example. London and the North West would be like the wild west for scouts, if it isn't already. You'd have some absolute superstars at some very mediocre clubs either elevating them or commanding a canny transfer fee. Could even have some sort of draft for those that choose to walk away from their parent club with a system that sets fees to ensure none of the elite kids slip through the net and no club is truly shafted.

I felt sorry for Staveley, the way they attacked her during that hearing was brutal

3-1 although there was possibly a foul against us in the build up.

It'll all make a great film one day

You're not wrong, he's just a glorified postman.

Now there's a word I'll never be able to say after a few pints. I think we have an opportunity as good as we'll ever have to go for the kill. In any normal organisation the person at the top of the pile would be waiting for his P45 right about now, problem is the PL is anything but a normal organisation.

I mean the PL lost so it's likely to be good news for us given they're the ones blocking our progression at every opportunity