Dr.Spaceman

If there's an investigation going on everyone will be tight lipped, especially if there's some serious allegations in play.

Crazy, Harvey Barnes is mint and a real asset to the squad.

152 mins per goal contribution in the league below last season. Would rather gamble on a younger player tbh.

If you can go on a cruise ship dressed as a ship captain I think you should be able to go into a temporary shop dressed as a store assistant.

Make sure you're in and out before rush "hour", traffic has been utterly horrendous over there from around 4.15 every afternoon.

That's one of the weirder things, I don't know any other club that refers to them as seeysun cards

I think he'd be a great fit

Already got a massive gravy stain on my XXXXXXXXXXXL top. Gutted, hope the jawdee nashun can have a whip round for a new one. Or something like that.

But what did the son do to deserve this near death experience...

I never get the queues for things like the kit, but each to their own.

"Hello work, I'm going to be ill tomorrow."

Why can't I view the video ffs, just getting some random error

Fuck me, we might have a chance here.

Not entirely sure why any team outside the top 6/7 would vote for that one.

Such footballing luminaries

Ditto with the word "footie"

You can do whatever the fuck you want when you mark your own homework. Everyone signed up for this and fully bought in throughout the 90's

The only league that can outspend us will do so regardless of a cap. And if someone is going to Real Madrid or Barcelona then again I don't think it matters if there's a cap or not.

Should get the squads today / tomorrow, right?

Lacazette 2017 Aubameyang 2018 Pepe 2019 Partey 2020 White 2021 Gabriel Jesus 2022 Then you've got the radge Rice, Havertz & Timber summer in 2023 Isak 2024 Yeah, looks like it's generally one big name per year. Funny how Pepe turned out for them, he was horse shit from day one.

Arsenal haven't been big spenders historically - they then splurged on Rice, Havertz & Timber last summer. If they're going to sign someone from us it isn't going to be Bruno.

Didn't Sessegnon absolutely destroy us at SJP when we were in the Championship? Sad how his career has so far turned out. Also, how fucking young must he have been back then? Feel like there's some time difference shenanigans going on, the fact that he's only 23 now but destroyed us in 2017. Didn't realise he was only 17, what a prospect he was back then.

What a strange rule. Could you in theory just go to the MLS and say you wanted to sign a shit load of players and just hope they're snapped up by someone else? Got to be more to it than that. They should definitely change the name of the rule as well

Yep, definitely feels like we've exhausted the funds in the "young, British & available" pot until we it the drop off / Richard Masters gets sacked and need to be adding quality (the likes of Ederson would have been ideal before the entire world realised he was a great player).