bowlingcrofty

pls lose.

I made this at the back end of last season, has some horrific Pardewisms on it:

great club, great fans and they get results with an average team on paper. Popovic is a great coach. Aye Went to see them when I popped down for the Ashes. Would love them to win it.

Western Sydney Wanderers into the semi finals of the Asian Champions League, despite the club only being formed a couple of years ago.

People keep banging on about this, when was the last time it happened? Sheff Wed IIRC

Hopefully Palace can be Pardew's equivalent of Souness' Man City away.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

So Ryder doesn't know the difference between a scoreboard and a sight screen. Class. Edit: it's not even on the sight screen either!

Should have got him to sign the flag!

Grabs an assist. 2-2. Now has more assists today that the whole squad put together this season.

Quick, get the banner to Whitley park

Didn't this start when Gallowgateshots on Twitter decided to make up a transfer rumour by editing a SSN tweet?

Struggle to see what he'd add that we don't have already in Riviere, Perez, Gouffran, Cisse and Ferreyra. As Ron says, we need a proven goalscorer. One who wont give the ball away in his first three touches would be preferable. We really missed the boat on being back in for Demba.

Think we've found a striker with less composure than Obafemi.

@FNN_Official: Manchester City right-back Micah Richards (26) is set to make a £4.2million move to Newcastle. #MCFC #NUFC

We'll only get him of Tiote goes. Fingers crossed.

@lee_ryder: #nufc set to charge backroom staff for tickets for friends and family - more on http://t.co/EEsFApCTrb

This on Quest?

Which Stoke game?

Forster to Southampton for £10m. Means £2.5m in Uncle Mike's pocket. GWWA.

Viva Rolando Viva Rolando We stole this song from someone else Viva Rolandooooo.

Hi Alan.

Ah well if Tim Vickery says he's shite he must be.

Thoroughly enjoyed the Schalke 04 open day and their fans were top notch. A great club.

I'm in