Anderson

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/get-a-free-half-season-ticket/ Fucking hell.

Last 15 of the former during half time in the latter. 2.5 hours of uninterrupted football.

Why've Amazon told every pundit to stare deadpan down the camera as they tour the grounds.

Fuck off man, that is never a red.

If he had Solano's end product he'd be playing Champions League football.

Canny.

I've only just realised he meant dedicated Nah, they've just been forced to play at the war-torn Etihad Campus.

Probably need to expand the team from just one woman if we want to progress too.

Just enjoy his demented nonsense on here instead. Absolute tit indeed.

Naughty, Pardew-esque deal behind Poch's back.

Wow.

Leaving out Enrique, as a couple have done, is mad. He's probably the easiest pick in the team on account of being head and shoulders above anyone else in his position.

Raheem on the naughty step for this week's game.

Our centre halves our best strikers and Andy Carroll our best defender.

ASM with the HBK pop up.

Fede charging in to stick up for Almiron.

The year is 2048, the EU have just granted another Brexit extension and Almiron & ASM are still doing everything but score in pursuit of their first goals.

Fernandez with the assist again too.

Outstanding from Yedlin to get himself in there.

Kolasinac video not posted on here yet? Nerves of fucking steel, man.

Mad, can't remember them ever being less relevant, but it's now that our fans our signing up en masse to destabilise them. What's the crack with the don anyway, completely zoned out to these, last I'd heard he'd secured investment from Dell and they were gearing up to compete with City?

In a weird sort of way, I think our haphazard style of attack might actually suit him. Not sure how he'd fair in a more organised attacking unit, whereas for us he can just pick up the ball and start running.