Anderson

Went for the max £20 stake, would be rude not to. Also got £3 on Ba to score in the first 20 minutes.

Special offer here, Cisse 3/1 to score anytime. http://www.paddypower.com/bet/novelty-betting/facebook-enhanced-specials/enhanced-facebook-special?ev_oc_grp_ids=479315

Anyone see the Shola tattoo on Soccer AM?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/04/21/papiss-cisse-gets-shirt-approval-from-les-ferdinand-72703-30806440/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Daft cunt can't even get his tenses right.

Said it before, but Shola definitely needs a testimonial. Get Bobby's team back and all the proceeds can go to his foundation. Also, they need to have Carl Cort there so him and Shola can wear each others shirts.

Evidently not very far if SportsTonightLive is the best they've got.

Aye, even though this years kit was fairly decent, the quality of the materials used still seemed piss poor, especially when compared to our Adidas tops. Even worse was the one before that with in the bin bag sponsor patch.

Everton wasn't the only time he was accused of it whilst here either.

Four more years, at least, of him too. Think he'll easily be seen alongside people like Shearer if he sees that through, which I fully expect him to.

It just don't make sense. That Botafogo top's really smart, the Feyenoord and Stuttgart ones above are both smart and simple, I noticed Sporting had a really nice, simple Puma top tonight Then ours? Fucking radgy spikes coming out all over the place.

I was going to produce a full on banterific one, but I got as far as Jose in nets and Shola and Lovelyhands up top before I was bored. Cool story.

Feyenoord ones are promising, nice and simple, nee radgy spikes bursting out all over the place.

Originally had Pranjić and Eriksen instead of Agger and Modric until I realised the Dane's had Agger and made a last minute swap.

Akinfeev Alves Lugano Agger Cole Xavi Schweinsteiger Modric Ronaldo Messi RVP I win.

Aye.

£1 Xavi next goal, £1 Ivanovic next goal.

Yes, I can see how a miserable saturday afternoon in the arse end of Greater Manchester would be the perfect trial run for a balmy late summers evening in St.Etienne (or some other similar continetal locale). tbh we're more likely to end up in Donetsk, Tel Aviv or Makhachkala. A trip to Wigan sounds about right. I'd quite fancy some of Europes outposts. Places i'd never go to unless the toon played there. Aye, definitely, especially in the earlier rounds.

Fucking hell, that's pathetic. We could probably muster 4 or 5 XIs as good as their all time greatest.

Was just about to say this.

Yohan's such a classy bastard, man.

Urgh, goal music.

http://i.imgur.com/AIRmO.gif that one with "doesn't matter, I didn't want it anyway" printed on it somewhere. http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18796689.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/o3FEO.gif

My teacher was a Newcastle fan so just told me he'd mark me down as away on holiday that day. Said it before, but Cardiff was still a class day out for me like, might be because it was my first away game mind. Our fans were brilliant that day.

He is a complete fucking idiot, like. To be fair, the authorities are always bending the rules for us, I can remember the national outcry when we qualified for the CL by finishing 2nd, then did it by finishing 4th, and when everyone imagined we did it by reaching the FA Cup SF I think they wanted us all executed. Happy days Like it wouldn't have applied to another team ffs. That was hardly bending the rules like, it was just a natural part of the Champions League's growth and merely a coincidence that we were the benefactors in the first season of those changes. We've never qualified as semi-finalists either, runners ups yes, but the runners up always used to qualify for the Cup Winners Cup if the winners were already in the CL.