TheGuv

Hahahahahaha

Great to see that Leicester will do it but to think that we couldn't with that side hurts... Schemichel had the game of his life; to think his son is about to do the same 20 years later and win the league

Fail to win on Saturday and then i'll be very worried... 8

Oh fuck off Such an odious cretin man. Making excuse before playing Sunderland man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolsington This is aside from the fact that airports are named after the major city they serve and it wouldn't make Newcastle nicer if 747s were touching down in Northumberland Street. It's 6 miles away from the city centre. Do Real Madrid go on about Barcelona not having an airport, because Barcelona airport is 8 miles away from the city centre? Do they call it El Prat de Llobregat Airport? Oh wait, they shouldn't throw stones, in O-level Mackem Cartography Madrid doesn't have an airport either. Them "Newcastle Airport" adverts that are in their stadium must proper p*ss them off edit: even says 'your airport' on it Comic Sans

Sorry forgot about this. Only a few tables left. Can we get 10 together?

Hope he gets raped by teeth girl Oddly the most possible in this thread

I hope his muckle lips begin to crack in the cold weather but he forgets to bring lip balm

Any forumites fancy gong to a dinner with KK? £700 for a table of ten? NO social anyone...

Game set and match

Praise the lord

Man Utd (H) W Ham ( H) Watford (A) Everton (A) I can easily see us only getting a max of 3 points from those games. We could be cut adrift rather quickly...

Devastating news. RIP Pav

I have zero idea what you're going on about like The Emirates Stadium cost around £400 million and that was 10 years ago for a 60,000 seater. Do the math...s

On the contrary. It's what we've deserved for putting up with 7 years of abhorrent decisions from Ashley.

Everton are playing some nice stuff here

Very tough one. Probably Leicester winning the league I would say. Both unlikely to happen mind!

Merry Christmas chaps and Jill xxx

Could hopefully put to bed the argument that he would have kept us up

Good goal

Good start...

Bournemouth 3-3