TheGuv

Surely a hand ball?

This. If you were incompetent at your job but guaranteed a huge wage rise would you complain? Would you fuck. The buck stops with one man and we all know who that is...

Na Leicester 1992

Awful defence

Love it. Like the stadium design on that and of course our cigar smoking magpie

I kind of do. They won't though. So frustrating to think our team of 95-96 couldn't win it but this Leicester side will! They've had no challenge all season ffs. Where's a Cantona when you need him?!

It's so tempting. The atmosphere is going to be incredible. It's my wife's birthday next weekend. Probably a terrible idea. $3,500 to get myself from Atlanta (where I'll be for work on Friday) to Newcastle by way of Detroit, Amsterdam. Would land in Newcastle in the morning, assume I'd drink all day and go nuts. Next day is the match. Fly out Monday morning. Too f***ing expensive Did not count hotel, food, drinking, tickets. Nee chance this is happening. But was fun to look it up. If you do it I'll throw in your match ticket for free. Brilliant offer. Just realized I have to be in Denver on Sunday for a work trip. Nee chance now; even priced out the flight for $1800 and could use my Delta miles to cover it. Nooooo. Gutted

#wait

The mong brigade will laud him again though

In the same year

Hahahahahaha

Great to see that Leicester will do it but to think that we couldn't with that side hurts... Schemichel had the game of his life; to think his son is about to do the same 20 years later and win the league

Fail to win on Saturday and then i'll be very worried... 8

Oh fuck off Such an odious cretin man. Making excuse before playing Sunderland man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolsington This is aside from the fact that airports are named after the major city they serve and it wouldn't make Newcastle nicer if 747s were touching down in Northumberland Street. It's 6 miles away from the city centre. Do Real Madrid go on about Barcelona not having an airport, because Barcelona airport is 8 miles away from the city centre? Do they call it El Prat de Llobregat Airport? Oh wait, they shouldn't throw stones, in O-level Mackem Cartography Madrid doesn't have an airport either. Them "Newcastle Airport" adverts that are in their stadium must proper p*ss them off edit: even says 'your airport' on it Comic Sans

Sorry forgot about this. Only a few tables left. Can we get 10 together?

Hope he gets raped by teeth girl Oddly the most possible in this thread

I hope his muckle lips begin to crack in the cold weather but he forgets to bring lip balm

Any forumites fancy gong to a dinner with KK? £700 for a table of ten? NO social anyone...

Game set and match

Praise the lord

Man Utd (H) W Ham ( H) Watford (A) Everton (A) I can easily see us only getting a max of 3 points from those games. We could be cut adrift rather quickly...