Darth Crooks

Looking forward to seeing vardy like

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead (tinnies) In group G there's nothing so becomes a man As modest Gareth and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the Trippier; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise fair nature with Vard-flavor'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; Let pry through the portage of the head Like the class Rashford; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled rock O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the Belgians wide, Hold hard the ale-breath and bend up every spirit To his full height. On, on, you noblest English. Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexander Oxlaide-Chamberlains Have in these parts from morn till even fought And sheathed their swords for lack of VAargument: Dishonour not your mothers; now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. Be copy now to men of grosser blood, And teach them how to score. And you, good Jordan Whose limbs were made in England, show us here The mettle of your pasture; let us swear That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not; For there is none of you so mean and base, (Apart from Delli Alli) That hath not an acceptable 0-0 in your eyes. I see you stand like Romford greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game's afooty: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for both Harry's England, and Saint George!'

Relegated on a Monday, met The Don on Tuesday...... Debt Free by Wednesday and fan in peace every Thursday Le-ea–gue one When a child says no, molest her Holy shit

Was thinking this earlier but didn't want to get bombarded with abuse The penalties were class tbf SHOLA SEAL OF APPROVALtm

I hate their kits TBH. I often look at their kits and think, just die, Errea.

Wolves have a good base colour to work from tbf. Had some nice kits over the years. Also make you feel like the hero of Kvatch as well.

I'd take him as a number 10 for us, with Rafa as his manager i reckon he'd be mint for us. Nice arse though

Enigma this dude. Should be straightforward.

Don't try and open the window, that is impossible. Instead try to realise the truth... There is no window...

Fucks he done to his eyebrows man

What is a Peodos? Best lads holiday I ever had.

Cardi B is the alternative to cardi A when choosing my wardrobe for a Saturday night playing Warhammer as far as I'm concerned. 40,000 - none of that medieval sadact shite.

Even the Guardian goes with "did not take action on abuse claims right away" instead of "failed to act" man. Although "gives evidence in nonce trial" also works. He's also talking about things that happened 20 year ago, I doubt even he has a decent memory of how it went down. It's not even the title really anyway tbh, I think Carver is a total cunt but I think it needed pointing out that this is actually probably not heinous behaviour and that there's evidence this kind of reaction is pretty common. I think it's canny harsh to demonised him over it. Well I understand where you're coming from but it just seems to underline further to me he's just useless and lacks professionalism or adequate common sense. I think most people will stop short of accusing him of some kind of support for Ormand's actions.

Title only says he failed to act and he did.

Yup

It's coming home over the tannoy?!

What a boots mc belter

Yep. We're back to treading water and Rafa'll have none if that.

Stick to the upskirting mate

What's the crack with nevilles manc little Nicky voice?

Enjoying a ref telling someone to get the fuck out of his face

Lass I went to primary school with was a backing dancer for Robbie Williams the other day. Life is fucking weird.

This is going to be a real anti climax after the World Cup.

Bad riddance to rubbish Good