Darth Crooks

He looks like he's prepping for a bumming.

Good news. (?)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Cunt

50 shades of cunt

The Motorshitemouth Diaries

The A'laan - life of the prophet and son of God

I think that has angered me the most over anything he's said. Just fail miserably and then die already. Preferably in some shameful asphixy wank scenario.

I think Ashley will stick to the original plan of the club being self-funding, which means Rafa will get all the available profits to spend as he sees fit. Should be a dramatic improvement on chancers like Pardew being handed players he hasn't got a clue how to use with no discernible long term plan in place. The model has always needed the right man which they put subservience before ability. When money was eventually spent it was on players that the incumbent idiot was incapable of using and whose input you'd never trust anyway. Now you have a catalyst to make it work. There needs to be a reckoning should that go awry because of Ashley. That's for another time that will never come hopefully.

Bit embarrassed by the stuff I hear on those periscope things, bile filled reactions at the slightest thing. Calling folk cunts at the drop of a hat. Adam Johnson chants and some bloke just randomly shouted Paedophile whilst a Barnsley player whilst he was taking a throw in. Don't get it.

We got Dwight fever, Dwight fever Gayle know how to do it Gayle got that Dwight fever, Dwight fever He know how to show it

F.O. 'W', I'll wax you up you chump. I know your musical past: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1485405/thumbs/o-IAN-WATKINS-STEPS-570.jpg?6

Dwight, Dwight Gayle Alright stop, Collaborate and listen Dwight here and he's on a mission Scoring for fun day and nightly Up until Mitro grips on tightly Will he ever stop? Yo, I don't know Dress him black and white and watch him go Kill the other team, tears the turf up like a vandal Got skills more blessed than Jesus sandals Dwight, Dwight Gayle...

Lots of people mate. You published it on the web.

we need to keep him away from him like, it's not even subtle anymore, he's going to end up choakslamming him through an advertising hoarding. http://www.lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/thumbs/36044-Butt-Ace-Ventura-Rhino-Birth-Butt-Ace-Ventura-Rhino-Birth.jpg

Some people seem to go overly schiz at stuff going wrong like. Calling people cunts every other error

They just scored and won it haha! !MOOOOB

Big thanks to a certain periscope user MJFox for your second half camera work.

we need to keep him away from him like, it's not even subtle anymore, he's going to end up choakslamming him through an advertising hoarding. I reckon that's also his fist punching shelvey in the face. Omnipresent menace

Johnson chants

Diame's form is very worrying. Why? cos he's £15m worth of nothing creative, nothing defensive, nothing ariel, nothing at all. wat Alreet Sebastian

Having lived in Sheffield when the Barnsley lads headed into town at the weekend, I'd retort with those in glass houses. Rate headcases.

Goodfellas!

Those failed clones of Ellen Ripley are in better shape than Lowes

Third.