Darth Crooks

Tearing the Bundesliga apart with Dortmund, we haven't got a chance of getting him unfortunately. We should be in for Oscar IMO. He's spending most of his time on Chelsea's bench, and we need a better number ten than Ayoze or Diame next season, and he will want to play as it's a World Cup year. Oscar? Why stop there, why not get Fabregas too? Should get Oscar easy since he's been binned:

Aye. This sick charade is beginning to play out as the universe initially intended. The man owes Mike Ashley everything he's had for the past half decade..

Indeed. Tragedy enough, but the context makes it seem that much more cruel.

'Starting with me.' It's like night and day.

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This rating system is out of hand.

That Pete?

Gorilla Grodd is right for once there.

Glad why aye man never caught on.

Agreed Colback is nowhere near as bad as some make out In this league sure.

Point more relevant is that he has a degree of pedigree, did far less wrong than this cleft and got crucified.

If you're foreign yeah.

Lest we forget, mbemba.

The good old free game principle.

If he gets sacked he'll look bad, if he gets relegated he'll look bad. cunt won't stick around to tough anything out either way it's the beginning of the awakening.

Be something like that.

It's quite impressive how wrong at being a human being he can be.

I'm from Atherstone up the adders. There's quite the story behind that. Loads of em are still in the nick.

He'll get some daft cunt lower prem club.

The blokes a rat. He'll jump ship before shit gets heavy and it'll never be his fault.

Quite a strange pretty sycophantic write up in the evening standard - at least it's getting coverage.

The bollocks about us saying we'd threatened his family got me. What horseshit.

It only changed this season for the better didn't it? Regarding access from general sale. I'm pretty conditioned and perhaps need to get my head round it better.

Really? Genuine question.