Darth Crooks

I could murder a boost now like.

Will rip my skeleton out if that list is true, although will feel some disappointment that the cunt Souness isn't fingered Not sure what's more grim the skeleton or souness fingering imagery.

Never trust a guy who can smell round corners.

Proper football man or men

That's what they're doing, Black was the first one. The Black guy is always the first to cop it in these things.

Black Diamemite

Sperm.

Chink tiote

Sensational.

Pff.

The fuck is he talking about. Must be nice to be shit and talk bollocks for millions of pounds a year.

People love him. Couple of podcasts have him down as a talented player having a quiet spell.

Looks like an inflatable in that pic

Yep, I'll opt for being hoarse over punching horse every time http://i.imgur.com/CY3DW.jpg

Solid snakes the poor lads neck

Roy of the rovers stuff

Holy fuck. I'm stuck on a train platform in Swindon. Just caught up.

'Head of the hippo-hippo-hippo-hip-po-o-o'

This is hilarious

The Windows 95 sound effect slayed me for some reason.

It was tongue in cheek, don't get all precious marra. Scathing satire.

Disagree. I'm 100% a Rafa guy but the approach to subs was passive. The midfield were dead on their feet and not replaced early enough.