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He'd definitely get like Ben arfa then #fatcunt #amiright?

Papissesque

Prepare for shelv harming.

I handed him a card once but he just punched it away instead.

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Found his level hasn't he?

The Gallowgate is OK but because the away fans are so far away they can't really hear us. For that same reason I never heard the Ipswich fans singing that. One thing I will say is that the fans in the Leazes End may as well not bother turning up for what they contribute in terms of atmosphere and support to the team. Shame because it used to be canny in there but it's just full of sour faced bastards nowadays. It's a fucking garbage chant anyway.

The ramble rip the piss relentlessly.

I've got to stop coming in here.

We'd also have to change the NUFC official calendar. Vurnon Anita as a rabbit or something.

The irony.

He looks like he's prepping for a bumming.

Good news. (?)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Cunt

50 shades of cunt

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I think that has angered me the most over anything he's said. Just fail miserably and then die already. Preferably in some shameful asphixy wank scenario.

I think Ashley will stick to the original plan of the club being self-funding, which means Rafa will get all the available profits to spend as he sees fit. Should be a dramatic improvement on chancers like Pardew being handed players he hasn't got a clue how to use with no discernible long term plan in place. The model has always needed the right man which they put subservience before ability. When money was eventually spent it was on players that the incumbent idiot was incapable of using and whose input you'd never trust anyway. Now you have a catalyst to make it work. There needs to be a reckoning should that go awry because of Ashley. That's for another time that will never come hopefully.

Bit embarrassed by the stuff I hear on those periscope things, bile filled reactions at the slightest thing. Calling folk cunts at the drop of a hat. Adam Johnson chants and some bloke just randomly shouted Paedophile whilst a Barnsley player whilst he was taking a throw in. Don't get it.

We got Dwight fever, Dwight fever Gayle know how to do it Gayle got that Dwight fever, Dwight fever He know how to show it

F.O. 'W', I'll wax you up you chump. I know your musical past: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1485405/thumbs/o-IAN-WATKINS-STEPS-570.jpg?6

Dwight, Dwight Gayle Alright stop, Collaborate and listen Dwight here and he's on a mission Scoring for fun day and nightly Up until Mitro grips on tightly Will he ever stop? Yo, I don't know Dress him black and white and watch him go Kill the other team, tears the turf up like a vandal Got skills more blessed than Jesus sandals Dwight, Dwight Gayle...

Lots of people mate. You published it on the web.