Darth Crooks

'Ah come fa the Mitro and the bastards locked iz in'

Can't go around singing the metros on fire.

I think everyone thinks he's a bellend just they think he's OK despite that.

Mitros on fire, Gayle's immense - it's very tied.

Blue steel more like

Looks nowt like Darlow there.

Or does he?

Maybe it'll turn him into Eusebio like when buzz lightyear gets reset in Spanish.

All Dwight now. Gayley It's all Dwight now.

Is the top 14th a European place?

Not sure about all this but I could murder some pudding right now.

It's pretty funny like. It's very apparent his ego strings him along in the belief he'll successfully manage an elite club but he had the closest chance and blew it and the thought it'll never happen kills him. He saw newcastle as a means to England/top prem clearly after being desperately scooped from nowhere.

Going up petrifies me where this guy is concerned, he'll want to stay but won't put up with being treated like an arsehole. We live and pray.

He'd definitely get like Ben arfa then #fatcunt #amiright?

Papissesque

Prepare for shelv harming.

I handed him a card once but he just punched it away instead.

http://i64.tinypic.com/295btdl.jpg

Found his level hasn't he?

The Gallowgate is OK but because the away fans are so far away they can't really hear us. For that same reason I never heard the Ipswich fans singing that. One thing I will say is that the fans in the Leazes End may as well not bother turning up for what they contribute in terms of atmosphere and support to the team. Shame because it used to be canny in there but it's just full of sour faced bastards nowadays. It's a fucking garbage chant anyway.

The ramble rip the piss relentlessly.

I've got to stop coming in here.

We'd also have to change the NUFC official calendar. Vurnon Anita as a rabbit or something.

The irony.