Darth Crooks

Am I reading this page concussed?

I'm not necessarily saying he isn't a victim of depression or I don't see certain justification . I just am staggered at little imagination you must have to have to not be able to just spend time with your wife and family with the world at your feet with little to worry about in what it must cost. I suppose you lose the camaraderie element. I just think it's a bit much to be setting up rehab initiatives for ex pros.

I'm more bothered that it's our money being paid to keep it clean. I could be sat in a view pitch side of the blonde one from the Saturdays burping me worm and I'd still feel aggrieved.

Ian and his tastes man. Daf kyent.

Whilst I understand that depression isn't a logical, simplistic thing and I'm sure it's difficult to get your head round not being a footballer, the dark hole of being a millionaire in your early thirties with the world at your feet renders this largely a load of shite. I'd have travelled the planet twice over by now.

He'll make a lovely rug for their trophy cabinet.

This is so true - didn't he mention his 'experience' with difficult players when he signed the fucker too? Wasn't HBA mentioned? Gah. Forgot about that. WHAT. A . CUNT! http://i.imgur.com/Fk1Pb3x.gif

'Eh? speak up...me tinnitis is acting up and me bowels are playing havoc so I'm a bit distracted - haven't had a proper shit in weeks and even when I do it looks like weetabix when you've put too much milk on. What did you want to know again?'

Newcastle or Durham you'd have thought or some big place in the countryside.

Hardly the clubs fault, or even his fault. Its not like he's wanted to go out and get a collapsed lung, and in the short times he has played he's looked decent enough. It's a shame his career here has gone the way it has. Partly the clubs fault. Due dilligence isn't their forte.

Be surprised he can pass water as this point. Is it the Prestigious Society of Vivisectionists?

Doesn't look the quickest - reminds me of Riviera http://66.media.tumblr.com/bbdd4ba8348183a7e62d3944ad010ea5/tumblr_nrhwftDGmo1tyiheio2_r1_400.gif

Not the point though. The owner was great when it suited him still rubbing shoulders with those he thought he belonged with. I think it's fair to say isn't that the same for most jobs? Good in some areas, poor in others? Doesn't excuse his galling sycophancy. No humility or self-awareness but I agree he wasn't ALWAYS supported but he had other options he chose not to go with due to him having to stomach delving into certain factions of player. Though regardless he's not doing it to do anything other than cover his own slimy arse.

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Not the point though. The owner was great when it suited him still rubbing shoulders with those he thought he belonged with.

Darth Crizzle for exampizzle.

'To which I stood my ground and continued to slurp Mike's sweet sweet hoop'

End up doing a Manic Street Preachers

Oh no. Always had a soft spot for her.

Just let them be. No need to get catty.

Image of the week stuff that

Greedo

Musha Ray dum a do dum a dy - whack for my Matty-O, Matt Ritchie is a Star-O

Ah fuck off.

That mbemba?