Darth Crooks

Landy Rerner

He's been spotted at the training ground car park just now:

Plenty of 'hes seen the light' craic knocking about like.

I refuse to believe its as simple as this. Must be because they know it's more or less a guaranteed return

Completely get that. I just fear another false dawn for the obvious reasons. Nothing comes of being under Mike Ashley.

Everton need a PFM, not some footballing ponce like Rafa What does PFM stand for? Footballing dinosaur ala redknapp/allardyce/pearson Proper football man - someone who has fight and Pashtun that will lead everyone on to victory the English way 'Allardyce akbah!'

Don't like the sound of that.

Dump.

Blade runner

Love to know these terms. Wouldn't surprise me to hear of a promotion release clause either mind.

That Arthur smith?

I'm all for Rafa saying yes - I'll just temper it by not saying he'll be able to build something here because I know he won't be allowed to ultimately

I'd agree but does that mean charnley is getting demoted and Carr? Whatever role he had.

To my mind then, that's a non starter. There is no way Mike Ashley is going to give up the upper hand in any situation. It's what he is.

Saylor, not got much time for Colback. Geordie cunts.

Since when was Jamaica in Europe? Since Australia came 3rd in Eurovision

If this happens and he's still here by next May then something will have had to have changed.

I see he's tried to minimise the names of players he can't pronounce.

Dear God, he's out of here for sure if that's suggested. Horrible to picture Mike sat there like Jabba with Keith Bishop dressed like Princess Leia on a chain 'You will have all you need. Just one more thing.' *Drops Charnley and Rafa into a pit* 'Just fuck' Grim.

Who the fuck is Mike Lee? that film director?

Might have well been a test. I know they'd done one recently in the alndale centre with a guy in a vest although to disrupt a premier league game would be weird but can you recreate that?

La-ur-ie Sanchez... (cha cha)

Yeap. No way he walks away from a situation without feeling he has the upper hand.

Indeed. No coincidence its man united either. Go for the biggest club in the world.

It's all going to go pitch black, a bell tolls and Barry fry is going to ride in on a bike like the undertaker