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Darth Crooks

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  1. Darth Crooks

    Matz Sels

    Your our keeper Matz Sels, You'll be strong when the matchday comes. When the ninety's over, like our keeper Mat Sels I'll be strong, strong, strong But when the game is done And the sun goes down And the moonlight's shining through Like a sinner before the gates of heaven I'll be wanking off to you.
  2. Too much white http://rs49.pbsrc.com/albums/f300/shorton12/Picture1-1.png~c200
  3. http://65.media.tumblr.com/e14b0ef2222e59d3a186e2bfaadcdbfd/tumblr_mya18e1jIk1rhpzvco1_1280.jpg
  4. Would not shock me if the club were pushing this
  5. The banana shirt was class.
  6. http://i65.tinypic.com/qxm1ck.png
  7. At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth it's a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and also wanking you off with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. On top of that, some of them won't even spit on your dick before. Men give the best like. Surely. Some friends will tell me that "well I will just tell the lass on how to do it right". But it depends on the lass. I used to date this paranoiac lacking self-confidence girl that if I corrected anything she did EVEN REMOTELY she would then proceed on crying and saying that she "was no use for anything at all" and would then tell me all about how she used to feel ugly and worse than the other girls at high school. All of this while my cock would slowly go to sleep like "I'm outta here bitches". Puah rigid reading that. Deets?
  8. Was fine in isolation. Doesn't bode well for playing more aggressive teams.
  9. '...Ahmed the keep be of legs you want to suck on all day
  10. Just me who reads that differently?
  11. I would begrudge him playing in the CL for premier league winners. He'd be great under ranieri
  12. I'm away already this summary.txt but book me in for the next.
  13. I forsee Belgium and Hungary helping us to the semis
  14. http://i.imgur.com/DgDGMIM.jpg Oof. Ukraine your neck so much lusting over that that Chernobyl fall off.
  15. Might have forced him to do that stupid fucking dance though, the daft beardy cunt.
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