Darth Crooks

'I would blow him dry'

Well meaning moron. Also appeared to be written in aquafresh.

Pm and future king in attendance security must be tighter than a crabs balloon knot

RIP France?!

Wills singing God save me nanna

If he scores a winning goal as a French Muslim that would have quite some significance.

My surname is very close to popular brand of lager. I get it daily so I'll dish it out when I can. As for the Cabaye thing, I have taken this at face value. However, I wouldn't rule out foul play from the club, I just don't think Sissoko is particularly in the wrong.

The guy went on strike; come a match day you don't participate? if that's not a poor on pitch attitude I don't know what is. I don't disagree Sissokho is likely aspiring beyond his own ability and being vocal about it. It's what we do as a fanbase all the time. Just think it's a double standard just because some players are better than others. Though I suppose the counter argument is that model pros like Ryan Taylor and Mike Williamson have no place in the premiership despite their good attitudes. Just seems a bit disproportionate to me. Mind you we are on the internet.

Don't get the anger directed at him tbh. Cabaye had a worse attitude; he just had more ability.

Jacko one is amazing

Won't hear bad word said about Jimmy Grimble

I'm willing to sacrifice Ian as a former deatheater like

He's just not quick enough an extra yard or two and he'd be great. He is a good player but I can't see it happening myself.

Sacking Jonas and raylor by phone on the same call Blacklisting 2 other French players for dodgy reasons Backing Pardew after his record and conduct just so they could make a few quid from palace Barely finishing above a Steve Bruce, no less, led side that just happen to be in the championship now. Listening to the whims of a captain who threatened to abscond to Argentina on the basis on not liking some French lads Citing attitude as a reason for this treatment whilst other players play despite striking And the benefit of the doubt is given to the club based on a perception of not tracking back. He's no saint but I recall don't get it.

Hooray for the tracker backer spackers!

It'll be this way for a bit because it's his modus operandi. He's not a Ben had a full season at palace yet.

By the sounds of things, it was as dire as it has been. Doesn't fill me with confidence about staying up.

That's probably it. Same person? Who's the guy on the left with his knob out?

Crank up phase two ffs

Less troubled players have been denied decent careers here. Hardly irrational.

I wouldn't sweat it; I called his wife and infant child cunts last month and I stand by that

...feels like the music sounds better with you...

Regarding Terry he can get fucked. His mates can criticise him but no one else can. Savage comes out with some crap but he's right on this occasion and tbh it's refreshing for a pundit (no need for them btw. Just play highlights like the Arab streams do) to not just blow smoke up the arses of any fellow pro. Hate all Englishman in football tbh. They're all apparently untouchable.

At NUFC he was "a villain to his own fans and a hero to rival supporters". 'Footie Ace'

Got to be worth a punt over the likes of Obertan or Thauvin (not given a fair crack mind).