Darth Crooks

It's not racist man. It's clearly because their heads are in the same position of their jawline. It's almost positive racism at times in this day and age.

I could show you where but that would be Peking.

It's his fault. He didn't have to turn up at a festival looking like a shit Roy Orbison/terminator.

hire a club hero to the board so that you can get the happyclappers to berate the critics should they dare. These cunts are still the same snakes they've ever been. Any arsehole can play the nice guy.

Really don't get the duck face thing. Yeah I'd absololutely smash Daisy Duck and Donald is a spawny cunt but that's a whole new issue.

I want Bas Dost, Dost, Dost. I want that buggery risky Bas.

You fat cockney Bas Dost. Get out of our club.

To avoid disappointment buy your ticket now. The irony.

London is amazing like.

It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny transfer fee to net troy deeney.

Awight trweacle? Ah jew fancy playin leff back?

How do you feel about left backs?

I don't get this huge expectations stuff. I really don't.

Heard we've been linked with Rhodes... Drumroll please....

The whole interview exercise was to stem the tide of shit. Their mcclaren appointment has gone some way to do that; its business as usual - make no mistake.

I reckon thats why Carr & McClaren have been put on the board. Is it? Or does it just serve to make mcclaren look like he has more influence than he eventually will. These pricks make me the perfect cynic

Hahaha what a massive cunt

He hasn't done anything. He cleared the debt to other people and put it to himself of which he has no immediate intention of paying back. He's done nothing of note.

When did jonas nail his bollocks to his own face? Apologies to anyone who has gone through this.

If he goes to palace I will nail my still attached bollocks to my face.

How.

Imagine there's no cuntsplease.

My lasagne boycott can now end.

Yet on others colbacks undroppable.