Darth Crooks

This is the crux of it; in every other walk of life he's used to people parting like the sea before Moses and get his own way. The delusion of wealth means he can't get his head round why this is going tits skyward. Fuck knows, who knows why he bothers to be honest; he's either mental or evil. Either way he can get bent.

Aye, goalless draw or 1-1 is my gut feeling. More to do with 'surely we can't near 10 in a row?' than an upturn in quality. We definitely won't win.

It wouldn't be horrible like. We just wouldn't be in the top league and it might further show up Ashley for what he is. I agree it'd probably mean he wouldn't sell, but the premier league tv exposure is clearly a big deal and likely one of the few reasons he bothers.

Hurrah! Calloo-callay my fellow deluded Geordie bastards!

Think we'll somehow get a point.

Doesn't matter really does it? One thing it would do is dispel this bullshit about him investing/saving the club financially. Doing as much danGe to Ashley will benefit in the long run.

'#singonsaturday' X factor back like?

Which end though? http://www.dumpt.com/img/files/fgqtk6d8m1t96ebjci07_thumb.png (Technically a baboon)

About 10 to 15 minutes of it every night on the drive home, most of which is taken up by the 6 o clock news and weather forecast!! I do. Mind I like being punched in the bollocks whilst wearing a gimp suit so go figure.

Why is there an article on Louis Spence?

The amount of rhetoric about getting the team to safety by just being there is bizarre.

I hope that teacher he thought was dead is dead.

dat reference

He's just Devils advocate man. He is loud though.

Will make James perch look like puyol

Ffs pack of bastards don't miss a trick.

What's the rest of hills run in? Particularly horrendous if I remember rightly.

They're Scottish the guy who makes them. Shearer asking for a twix

Likely wasn't even a meeting. Not to be discounted when second guessing these wankers

You poor sod

Not so sure. That's certainly charnleys remit; it's weird how Ashley is always at games with him though. Really don't understand Ashley or his intentions at all.

Here apparently. He's here anyway as a head coach or not. I don't know why you'd rationally put yourself in the firing line like that. Can only conclude he's deluded.

I'd consider a bolt gun to the shaft before choosing to bring my career prospects here - and it's my club. I don't buy this carvers done what any of us would. I wouldn't go for a job as an MD because it pays well; it would be a disaster.

Don't get carvers motivation. I don't loathe the guy a la Pardew but this stint isn't in his career interest, ours or those in charge yet the initial and latter of those don't seem bothered by it. This whole scenario is messed up to the point of downright bizarre.

What the fuck does captain mean anyway at an abortion of a team we have ATM?