Darth Crooks

Gimmer switch is well and truly on.

It was all tied up with stuff about- you see how good pardew really was and yous hounded him out- be careful what you wish for- be grateful we are here- leeds portsmouth fans can only dream blah blah etc. ( anybody else hear all this shite?) Yeah it was incessant and one after the other. Unreal level of spin.

Definitely been some DNA transfusions this week.

Mick Lowes just says that because of the better quality of pies at anfield

It is. The fat cunt.

Pel that. Not that I give a fuck.

Shot on target. Now have nosebleed.

Fuck that was good.

'Tell it how I'm gonna get to tend them goalposts daryl?'

Managed to lob obertans head. Impressive.

Taylor gets the footballing equivalent of getting flicked on the bell. Cack.

Christ, total sport botting McCoy features here.

His Amber head containing the DNA of a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

People talking about the return of colback is like when the undertaker came back.

Still don't remember the 'vile abuse' no worse than any other manager had got.

Your Liverpool mate is on smack then. He was before he made the comment tbf

Ando says the difference is he has players that run around. Marco reckons it's because he has more Brits :groan:

The arguments against these players are mind boggling when you think of how weak the stand ins are/have been. People are living in cloud cuckoo land.

If him being here for 8 FUCKING YEARS was the best we were going to get then I'm ecstatic he was hounded out. He needed to go to change the debate. It's as simple as that.

If that happens there'll be more boycotts than geoffrey's letterbox has seen.

#wait was what got people wasn't it?

I'd tail her, swift.

Frightening how at the top level of the game talk of huff and puff and putting yourself about becomes paramount. Don't get me started on 'pashun'

He'll probably just melt like that senator in x men as soon as he steps out the tunnel.

Siem de Jong can't manage his own lungs. I'm sceptical.