Darth Crooks

Ando pretty much agreed with everything he said with his only retort being 'Well thats how it is with dis owner' and saying how there's never been more money coming into this club, the net spend has been small, the signings haven't covered the outgoings/addressed the positional problems. Was a refreshing change from the usual inarticulate nervous dross they have. Had them on the backfoot in the studio,

Anyone listen to the opening call on Total Sport on Friday night? Basically ended the show as a discussion.

Well, this is the biggest poll cock you'll have seen on here, so it seems a bit picky to complain about the lack of bollocks. SHAFT! You daaamn right...

Van Basten is ill. Trust. He's sick fam. Allow it.

I liked the polls when they looked like willies.

Every manager who has a column is a fucking arsehole. Just get on with your jobs.

Last good game was against Anzhi at left back. He was mint.

Has he properly said owt yet?

Get in Rob Lee, refreshing to see a fellow pro in football who just doesn't blow smoke up fellow pros arses. Don't think hes got much time for Pardew though manages to articulate that in a very eloquent way.

Selling 2 key players on your say so and bemoaning injuries won't wash apart with the mongiest of mongs

Gosling?

Aye sounds spot on. Particularly the colo jonas stuff. The players know he's fucking shite like, like when you know who the shit staff are at work.

Can't believe the players going on strike had better attitudes than someone who just wanted to take people on to hear the crowd roar. Mental.

You can defend shepherds sentiment without supporting his methods. He can stay the fuck away mind.

Reached a cup final last year like. We finished 10th by a knats nadgers. Woohoo.

It's a gay unicorn.

They have maintain the illusion the club cares about competition. They are in trouble here like and this week could be pivotal but they won't hesitate to disseminate any lies and half truths that will give them breathing room.

He's a fucking sock flogging maniac man. Who fucking knows. Rarely for the better.

Our loan system in action. Fucking slime. Cares I suppose does he? Trust him lads. Trust in him.

This amped up media focus on the stats is great though.

That said you watch the mad bastard sack him out of left field.

Well if that it is to be believed he's fucked. I don't believe it though.

I live in east london. Ah Jew fink oi fail? Av samma thaht yoo fackin nor vern mankeys!

'Sam we battered palace from what I saw mate, against villa comfortably the better side, and yeah better side possibly stretching it against city but certainly equal. No shots on target doesn't mean we didn't play well by any stretch if the imagination. If players don't hit the target with there attempts that doesn't mean we played bad' Whu...wha...eh...ah..burr..huh?

Aal par dew dew dew Push him out make it right Al par dew dew dew Sack him now he is shite Bit o black lace for the family.