Darth Crooks

Good job Charlie Adams zoggs hindered his aim

Ha aids on toast that like. Fucking abysmal. The only logic can be he is trying to force signings as, if course, we're safe. Other than that it can only be down to the fact he's a complete chode.

With a shred of hope that we might actually progress? http://telly.com/1I052JQ?sg=1

We won't finish 8th for a fucking kick off.

It's the thick and thin 12th man romanticism you see in adverts when the reality is you're just being shat on an laughed at

More managing expectations guff. Looks like another self promoting slimy bastard too

Think he'll get the palace job. Sounds like pulis is a short term thing. Here's hoping.

Barry fry/John Gregory/Danny dyer then. Some other useless tosser.

Wouldn't surprise me if Ashley's in a clandestine meeting with Laurier Sanchez right now. Seriously.

Stand in line pulling their bumcheeks apart as far a possible.

fake'un starring Alan Retardew

Twitter rumour. Likely utter shite. Clinging to anything tbh.

Emergency meeting ? Any truth?

Why aren't people joining them in droves. You shouldn't be able to look anywhere outside sjp without seeing some form of protestation however big or small.

Looking down your nose at them is petty indeed. No less cringes than hiring a fucking plane to sack the guy who had just beat us 4-0

Makes Bernard manning look like peter andre

Every time I hear him speak it's like someone slowly paper cutting my jap.

Any reason he left before time? Hauled off? #pleasegodyoucallousbastard

I reckon he wants sacking and his payoff. No way is that a setup to win or a plea to get the jabba the cunt to spend.

No he just observes a tactical holocaust instead

I reckon when he said 'winning mentality' he actually said/meant 'whining mentally'

Invetigation in process Alan Pardew investigates...

Carrick has 9 GCSE's and a btech in horticulture. Midfield battle lost.

The merry go round or this bullshit notion of stability. At least one yields change; be it positive or negative.

Valencia looks like he'd have the greasiest dick in all of Christendom.