Darth Crooks

Sagbo. And lo, the stone was rolled away and this thread was risen.

Trying to get some balance seeing as MOTD is likely to be be utter bilge, cheers. Read back a bit and it doesn't surprise me to hear about the midfield sitting back 2nd half. Such a thick twat. He's been walking on sunshine since Villa, the knob. Sounds like the players were lacklustre too. Is it too much to ask to have a group (including a manager) that exude positivity and look hungry? Any talent would be a bonus.

Didn't see any/hear much of the game but how close was it to last week/far from last year/vice-versa was it? Were Hull any good?

IGNORE THE REGIME yeah... let's ignore the perpetual shafting. Sounds like a plan.

Breaking bad slight spoiler alert.

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How has it swung this far ffs. Trophies?

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or- had a good season, but wasnt backed when we had the extra workload of the europa. Depsite this did well to get to the quater finals, though league form and performances suffered. Board then decided to do something and invested heavily in January. Now those players have had a pre season, and pardew has them on the training pitch midweek instead of travelling- we will do better? He overplayed the effect of the Europa league embarrassingly so. The panic signings are fair comment perhaps but it's far too early. Ive given him some credit for the Villa game fwiw.

State of this thread man: http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Made+a+total+of+20+gifs+from+Mass+defect+_dfe15eb1a2785c97e31aeb3800501645.gif He's been shit for ages; did ok on saturday. Hints towards him having the possibility of not being as shit as we thought. That's about all you can say at press.

Be alreet man. We're only just starting to resemble a football team ffs. He'll get a return before mid-season.

Italian fascist Phil Brown mkII tbh.

I'm sure he would have been capable of handing Hansen in his prime his own ringpiece. He's such a prat.

Get shat on by the Magpies more like...not ecouraging our lot to dump in the stands. Not at home anyway.

People need to calm down. Most people are heavily critical of him and no-one's lavishing him with praise. You can give him a modicum of credit for a step in the right direction. Don't worry lads we're all in the idiotic liar camp really. He has to keep this up over the season and possibly the next before he'll get true kudos.

Saylor has got his work cut out now. Probably shunned himself from starting and after his stupid display against citeh I've little sympathy.

He's good at what he does but I've never had him as a wow player. He is clearly very talented but don't understand the hype tbh.

Tiote to start andd go full retard.

Thing is if he just settles on this and then looks at the backups for those positions rather than changing formation all time it would be better, Cameos from Sammy for now would be good and then look at where Bigi would best fit in, same with Campbell I go back to my criticism of him from last year; keep it simple and stick to one 'philosophy'. He tries to hard to be Ranieri et al at times and he can't do it. Got it spot on today and importantly put emphasis on a win. Please please keep it up Alan; and pack the lies in. Babysteps I suppose.

Bizzaro Pardew. Bizzardew if you will.

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Racist.

Papiss Seasex

Crack pairing. Lighyears from where we were with 'Iron' Mike Wiliamson. Bless him.